Blocking Sled

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The first time that thing is used, I guarantee that all the pushing is going to come from the younger guys, while the guys who've been on campus longer look around confused and unable to comprehend moving FORWARD while blocking.
 
In preparation for this year's bowl game, The University of Texas offensive line was heard singing this catchy tune during practice last Tuesday afternoon:

Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way.
Oh, what fun...
it is to push...
an orange padded sled.
 
And there arose a great cry from all corners of the land, and they said, "let there be sled". And, lo, there was sled. And it was good.
 
Saw Sledric Benson on campus, he said Sled was brought in as a prop to lull Stoops into thinking it would be used. No plans to use it but the element of surprise is in the Horns favor.
 
At first I wondered why it was a 4 man sled instead of a 5 man sled and then I remembered that our center doesn't block anyone anyway.
 
I think Mack ought to make a rule: every time UT goes three and out, Greg Davis has to wear a dunce cap and hit the sled.
 
I wondered also about there being only 4 pads to block. then I realized that maybe, our DC will notice that you only need four on the line and that you do not have to have an LB up on the line "mugging"
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Almost 150 replies on the sled thread? DeLoss Dodds running naked through campus wouldn't generate this much interest.
 
Exodus you son of a *****...how could you destroy the implicit eroticism that is sled with the implicit nausea that is naked deloss?
 
we should, perhaps, change equipment sponsors...
we should see about working out a deal with adidas...


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sled
 

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