I once new a sled. It was a priveledge, it was an honor, itwas......a sled. If I designed a healthclub tommorrow, there wouldn't be any aerobics allowed unless they involved a sled. F kickboxing, give me sled-ing.
There once a sled from Nantucket
who saw our fat boys and said, "suck it!"
Then came day
when the heft went away
And the Horns drove that ***** back to Nantucket!
Tommy: Can't believe you've never been [sled pushing]before. Get ready to live. Ssshhhh! She's sleeping. What you do is, you put your shoulder into her and you push.
Paul: And?
Tommy: They fall over! Hee hee hee...
Paul: And this doesn't strike you as kinda dumb?
Tommy: We're family, we're gonna be doing lots of dumb stuff together. Wait 'til Christmas.
I just sled blocked my admin into the wall. She's a little pissed. I bet next time she comes into my office she will be in her hitting(linebacker) stance.