Blocking Sled

"Can we forge against this enemy, OU, a grand and Texas alliance, North Texas and South, East Texas and the High Plains, that can assure a more fruitful life for all Longhorns? Will you join in that historic sledding effort?

In the long history of the world, only a few generations have been granted the role of defending freedom four seasons into its maximum danger. I do not shrink from this responsibility--I sled it. I do not believe that any of us would exchange places with any other team or any other sport. The energy, the faith, the devotion which we bring to this sled will light our University and all who serve it--and the glow from that Tower can truly light the world.

And so, my fellow Texans: ask not what your sled can do for you--ask what you can do for your sled.

My fellow citizens of the Big XII: ask not what UT will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom from OU.

Finally, whether you are Longhorns or fans of the Big XII, ask of us here the same high standards of strength and sacrifice which we ask of you. With a good conscience our only sure reward, with history the final judge of our sled, let us go forth to push the sled we love, asking His blessing and His help, but knowing that here in God's blessing, sledding must truly be our own."

John F. Kennehorn
 
He’s shown up!

“It is a base falsehood that there is a sled, and if there were a sled it is not needed. It is my feeling that the tongues of those rapscallions with horns reputed to be long, who have suggested sleds benefit, they will explode and any shoulder pads will billow forth smoke. I am able to inform you categorically that when the foolish Davis told you he wanted to see something called pancakes in your language, this was a pathetic ruse to lead you on to support him one more season. In any case, you are surrounded by a thousand thousand linemen who are more ox-like than the ones who have served you. Those who claim they have seen sled against the long of horn are deluded.

History will prove that the evil sled does not exist and never has existed. Rumours of it benefits and existance are spread to undermine your morale and I am in a position to state that they will fail miserably.”

Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf
Norman, OK
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Mike Tyson on the Sled:

"OU, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat OU's children. Praise be to Sled!"

“I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to experience waking up everyday as me. And only then will you feel my pain. Praise be to Sled!”

"All praise is to Sled, I'll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I'd fight him too."
 
For Ced so loved the Sled, he gave his one and only O-line and whoever believes in them, shall not lose yardage, but shall have eternal touchdowns. Amen.
 
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