Blocking Sled

I'm thinking about getting a custom Longhorn jersey with the name SLED on the back... not sure what number to give SLED... 03? 99? 1?
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Where can I get a customer jersey, anyway?!?! Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
 
SLEDXXX.COM

This reads like a Penthouse letter. Apparently, the object of our desires is the "COMBO No. 408R" This full figured girl weighs in at 1100 lbs. and will cost you $4000 to rub against her. Luckily the pads are washable.

"The COMBO is a powerful sled. Built for big, powerful men. Pads on both sides; high and low. The force of a blow is deflected in the movement of the pad rather than the movement of the sled. The "fightback" of the pad is similar to the pressure generated by a blocker's sustained leg drive. Every muscle in the body must work to fight the pressure. Develops more hitting force, better balance and footwork. On the short side, work on low block protection, goal line charge and basic hip explosion. On the tall side, work on a progression of looping, slanting and tackling, as well as team take-off and pass blocking. Flexing the pad back and forth is like a bench press and will build upper body strength. "

For those not into group sex you might want to try the T201R:


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Somebody please delete this thread. I never did find it funny. This has just gotten ridiculous and I am sick of seeing it on here.
 
Can't believe you guys don't enjoy the "Sled Thread". I've not posted on here but have enjoyed reading it all. Guess I'm a Sled Head too.

Just brings back too many fond memories banging on the sled in the searing August heat.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!
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Our sled was a homemade affair made from drill stem with plate loosely covered with hard mattress-like padding and topped off with laced-on canvas. One of those dummies jumped up inside my noseguard one time and I had to go get five stitches in my left eyebrow......after practice was over, of course. The cleaning out of the bermuda grass and the deadening shots were pretty painful. Made me yelp, much to my chagrin. Of course, that's back when LBJ was President, so it's probably no longer applicable.
Shorthorns Forever.
 
Who's going to post the FIRST picture of the 7 (yes, I said 2 TE type) man sled sitting on the east side of the practice bubble? I challenge all austin horn fans to be the new sled head...
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I keep comin back for my appropriate fix of sleddage. Ahhhhhh...................feel better now. I hear you can buy the new and improved 7 man sled now. Must be expensive, but maybe it gives you a different kind of high...............


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I am still disturbed by the sled haters. Here's an analogy (fits will w/ my sig i think)

sled : sled haters :: US : the frenchies

One can pull what they may from this analogy
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Why oh why did they doll up Sled with orange covered pads? Now the O-lineman will be trained to hit anything orange. Glynn will be blocking Ced and Chance now.
 
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