KosherHorn
250+ Posts
Reggie Bush could have stopped the Bandit from getting all that beer into Georgia.
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NJlonghorn
2,500+ Posts
News Flash!
The World Health Organization has announced that it has successfully eradicated all viruses and bacterial infections dangerous to humans. According to the WHO, it shrunk the entire USC football team to microspopic levels and injected them into several petri dishes containing highly contagious and dangerous bacterial and viral diseases. The USC football players defeated every single disease after a 30-day innoculation period (known as the Carol Factor). Unfortunately, the team and an ESPN correspondent sent to document the battles, after being brought back from their mini size, were contaminated by E Coli and are now permanently full of ****.
The World Health Organization has announced that it has successfully eradicated all viruses and bacterial infections dangerous to humans. According to the WHO, it shrunk the entire USC football team to microspopic levels and injected them into several petri dishes containing highly contagious and dangerous bacterial and viral diseases. The USC football players defeated every single disease after a 30-day innoculation period (known as the Carol Factor). Unfortunately, the team and an ESPN correspondent sent to document the battles, after being brought back from their mini size, were contaminated by E Coli and are now permanently full of ****.
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Roy4
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The ultimate irony is that this USC team -- after losing to Texas -- will become simply another Urban Legend.
Earlier this season, Coach Brown consulted Norm Chow on what to do with Ramonce Taylor aka mini-me Reggie Bush. But in a move reminiscent of Cyrano de Bergerac, Norm Chow acts as the voice to Pete Carroll's words who layed out the basis for Texas' current offensive scheme. The beauty was that the offense was so simple, even Greg Davis could make the play calls. And, of course, the defense to stop it was pre-ordained by Pete himself.
mini van horn
< 25 Posts
USC vs. USC = the end of time b/c all of the energy in the universe would be used up.
Next Monday
25+ Posts
At Thermopylae, a mountain pass in Greece, Reggie Bush and Matt Leinart stood strong while taking on the mighty Persian army. Although greatly outnumbered, they withstood the terrible onslaught while waiting for reinforcements. Known for their spiritual courage, physical endurance, and unmatched battle skill, the two trojans would be rememered for the greatest military stand in history-one that would not end until their opponents finally gave in to the two super hero's.
RabidLonghorn
1,000+ Posts
The United Nations today announced that world peace had been acheived because the love and greatness of USC has brought the world together, in a side note Osama Bin Laden will be on the SC sideline during the Rose Bowl to cheer them on.
orange avenger
25+ Posts
The lyrics of 'The Hokey Pokey' have been changed to reflect that USC is really 'what it's all about.'
Hana's PaPa
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orange avenger
25+ Posts
The American Astrophysical Union has just renamed Hubble's Constant. It is now Reggie's Constant, because, as it turns out, it is the identical value in the equation that determines the rate at which USC is leaving the rest of college football behind.
orange avenger
25+ Posts
And now that I think about it, Schroedinger’s Wave Function is now suspect. If Reggie Bush is, as alleged, at times behaving as a wavelet, his performance, expressed as a function, should be the product of three functions, one a function of r alone, one a function of phi alone, and one a function of theta alone (disregarding for the sake of Mark May the problems associated with partial derivatives). The result, however, is problematic. The wave function is a realization (or representation) of the de Broglie wave. It is logically natural that a wavelet function comes out from the Schroedinger equation, because an imaginary number unit i is contained in it. Is the Schroedinger equation wrong?
Of course it is, because Reggie Bush defies the laws of physics.
Of course it is, because Reggie Bush defies the laws of physics.
RabidLonghorn
1,000+ Posts
Come Pray at our new home for worship
come Pray where you are loved
Welcome to the Church of Reggie
services are on Saturday afternoons, also broadcast on our church channel, ESPN.
1313 Trojan Horse way
come Pray where you are loved
Welcome to the Church of Reggie
services are on Saturday afternoons, also broadcast on our church channel, ESPN.
1313 Trojan Horse way
Stunned Viet Mihn soldiers watched in awe as USC football players, led by Commissar Reggie Bush, hauled artillery pieces up the mountains surrounding Dien Bien Phu. "Being from California, we are just fulfilling our internationalist duties of exporting and aiding world wide revolution," Commissar Bush.told ESPN News.
eflow24
1,000+ Posts
The SAT is now obsolete due to scholar Reggie Bush scoring a 3200, 1000 CONSECUTIVE TIMES
Breaking News!!!: The holes in the ozone layer were patched today when Reggie Bush took time out of his schedule and breathed into the atmosphere. The ozone layer was immediately repaired and people all over the world are now safe from sun burns!!!!!
Breaking News!!!: The holes in the ozone layer were patched today when Reggie Bush took time out of his schedule and breathed into the atmosphere. The ozone layer was immediately repaired and people all over the world are now safe from sun burns!!!!!
sooner_mustang86
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(CNN) -- The bodies of 39 young men who may have been part of a fanatic group of USC followers were found late Wednesday afternoon in a mansion near San Diego, and deputies described the deaths as a mass sacrifice to appease Pete Carroll.
The victims were all reported to be between 18 and 24 years old and were found in various rooms of the home in USC's student football fan dorms, an exclusive community about a mile north of USC's stadium.
"They're dressed similarly in Leinart and Bush jerseys, all lying in a prone Heisman position, hands holding a ball and giving a stiff arm," said Cmdr. Alan Fulmer of the L.A. County Sheriff's Department. He said the men were wearing USC team colors, and there were some signs of trauma as it appeared they all tried to clone Bush's moves.
He would not disclose how the men may have died or how long the bodies had been at the house. Authorities were not releasing victims' names, pending the notification of Pete Carroll.
The Sheriff's Department received an anonymous phone call at mid-afternoon from someone who said there had been a mass suicide and who provided the address of the dorms.
An attorney for the homeowner, Sam Koutchessahani, said his client, dressed in a "Leinart for President!" shirt, rented it last October to what he described as a group of football fanatics.
Fulmer said there were no USC artifacts, like footballs or helmets, found near the bodies, and the corpses appeared to be arranged in USC power formation that was used on Notre Dame.
The victims were all reported to be between 18 and 24 years old and were found in various rooms of the home in USC's student football fan dorms, an exclusive community about a mile north of USC's stadium.
"They're dressed similarly in Leinart and Bush jerseys, all lying in a prone Heisman position, hands holding a ball and giving a stiff arm," said Cmdr. Alan Fulmer of the L.A. County Sheriff's Department. He said the men were wearing USC team colors, and there were some signs of trauma as it appeared they all tried to clone Bush's moves.
He would not disclose how the men may have died or how long the bodies had been at the house. Authorities were not releasing victims' names, pending the notification of Pete Carroll.
The Sheriff's Department received an anonymous phone call at mid-afternoon from someone who said there had been a mass suicide and who provided the address of the dorms.
An attorney for the homeowner, Sam Koutchessahani, said his client, dressed in a "Leinart for President!" shirt, rented it last October to what he described as a group of football fanatics.
Fulmer said there were no USC artifacts, like footballs or helmets, found near the bodies, and the corpses appeared to be arranged in USC power formation that was used on Notre Dame.
ronthebassman
25+ Posts
Katie Holmes is carrying Reggie's baby!
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