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[szechuan sage]

Reggie Bush knows who stole the cookie from the cookie jar.

 

[Shadowdancer]

After the Rose Bowl, each player on USC's roster will have 72 professional geishas waiting for him in the locker room.

 

[Texanne]

All our base are belong to Reggie Bush.

 

[lowery21]

The Bible is a little off...understandably. How are we to comprehend the truth?

The "tree of knowledge" was in actuality three pages from Petes' playbook.

 

[D_Wreck11]

It is well known within the pharmaceutical industry that Reggie Bush's sweat is a "magical soup" which detoxifies the body and actually cures many diseases. Unfortunately, the money is in the medicine.

 

[mantaray]

Reggie Bush once walked up to Jim Brown and knocked the hat right off his head. Jim Brown's response?

"Thank you sir, may I have another!"

 

[Wyobuck]

This is a great thread, seriously funny. I just got on the board to say good luck to you guys from Buckeye nation and that I think most of us hope that you guys kick the $h@t out of USC. We went through all of this "hype" in 2002 when we played Cryami. Defense wins championships. You guys have it USC doesn't. Nuff' said.

 

[orange avenger]

Magical soup my ***, Reggie Bush's sweat is the original 'primordial soup' that is the basis for all life on the planet. Yes, that's right, Reggie Bush is the missing link that destroys and at the same time validates Intelligent Design.

 

[DAGMAR]

There is a reason Shelley Smith does her USC segments standing up

 

[SteveFoxSC]

Did you guy's hear bruce lee learned all his move from a secret art known as " Bush kwon do" and "Reggie Fu"

it's also thought that america never bomed hiroshima bush ran by so fast he tore it appart they also suspect him for 9/11 (no offense on the last one)

 

[40Acres&aHorn]

given 30 days to prepare, Reggie could turn Mark May into a great sportscaster.

 

[HornsN04]

the reason the US couldn't find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq is because Bush and Leinart weren't in Iraq.

 

[Shadowdancer]

When the Air Force found the remains of an alien spacecraft that crashed near Roswell, N.M., they didn't find any Greys inside. They found Reggie, Matt, LenDale and Dwayne inside.

 

[blueglasshorse]

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[mini van horn]

Fot those of you who have never seen a trojan eclipse, remember not to look directly at it or you will be consumed. The best way to view one is to punch a small pin hole in a piece of paper or cardboard and view the image that is projected onto the surface below. These pnenomenon only occur about 13 times per year and the next one will take place on Jan. 4th, 2006.

 

[ElHorn1]

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[Texas___Fight]

Matt Leinart wrestles crocodiles in the Amazon to improve his arm strength.

 

[ADMIRALSTOCKDALE]

According to the big bang, the universe was created sometime between 10 billion and 20 billion years ago from a cosmic explosion that hurled usc in all directions.

 

[RoseBWLBound]

I understand that the faces on MT. Rushmore will be replaced by Reggie Bush, Pete Carrol, Lindale White and Arnold Schwarzenegger

 

[RoseBWLBound]

Did everyone enjoy Bushmas last Sunday?

 

[Caphorn]

Recently, I read an article where Michael Dell credited Pete Carroll for helping him devise a scheme to topple the once-mighty IBM. While Michael had toiled throughout his childhood and his early 20s to come up with the final push to get his company past IBM, Pete was able to dissect the winning strategy -- the inventory revolver -- in a matter of 30 days time.

 

[GatorHorn]

Former OU DT Tommy Harris might crap out helmets but USC TE Dominic Byrd craps out goalposts--AND Tommy Harris.

 

[Bill in Sinton]

The Associated Press just announced that Lance Armstrong was voted as its' Male Athlete of the Year for 2005. This is the fourth straight time that Lance has won. He finished ahead of Reggie Bush. However, it must be noted that Reggie approved of some voting irregularities that put him in second place as he graciously said "Let Lance have it this year. After all I will be winning it at least 50 straight times when I turn pro." A gracious man indeed!

 

[Ponyhorn]

Cocaine is actually Reggie Bush's dandruff.

 

[Buck Naked]

From this day forward, Festivus shall be called "Bushimus".

 

[Texas___Fight]

Pete Carroll was recently hired by BASF.

Because Pete doesn't make Championship teams, He makes Championship teams better!

 

[orangeut]

Pete Carroll had a brief conversation in the 60's with Sam Walton on distribution and marketing. It's history.

 

[LocoGringos]

Primitive mind Albert Einstein did not forsee that universal constant "c" is not, in fact, the speed of light. It is Reggie Bush.

 

[RoseBWLBound]

After USC Takes on '95 Nebraska, the trojans will be facing the '92 Olympic basketball "Dream Team", Disneyworld's "Hall of Presidents" and they'll be fighting the common cold in the finals.

 

[RoseBWLBound]

Reggie Bush's tears can cure Cowbell Fever.