History Channel-USC v. Greatest armies in history

[madscientist]

how does elvis know?

 

[slkHORN]

hahaha... ok ok next time i'll proofread.
I really thought it was self explanatory though

 

[Mrmyke709]

Reggie Bush kicked the Dude out of his taxi for hating on the Eagles.

 

[orange avenger]

Al Qaeda picked 9-11 mostly because of football season, when Reggie, Pete, and Matt were likeliest to be distracted.

And I thought Pete showed great humility when Stephen Hawking asked for his autograph.

 

[40ishHornFan]

This just in from the National Football League: Paul Tagliabue just announced that the Super Bowl has been cancelled, since you know, why bother since USC is not playing in it this year due to NCAA rules. Reggie Bush and Matt Leinart named Co-MVP's and USC awarded the Lombardi Trophy in perpetuity, or until Pete Carroll says otherwise.

In other news, the NCAA will be sanctioned by the UN for not allowing the Trojans to compete in the NFL this year. However, they have agreed to go light on the sanctions as long as Bush and Leinart are retroactively named to the Pro-Bowl.

From Reuters, a new book of the Bible (The Book of Reggie) has been unearthed in the Holy Land proclaiming all first born children will be named either Pete or Carroll depending on their gender.

 

[BleedsBurntOrange]

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[Shadowdancer]

Reggie taught Mira how to eat an ice cream cone.

 

[Real_Texas]

Pete Carroll can start 20 page threads and NOT EVEN WORRY ABOUT THE BANDWIDTH.

 

[bozo_casanova]

Lendale White knows why Marcellus tossed Tony Rocky Horror out of that window

 

[honolulu horn]

Reggie Bush busted a nut at the beginning of time. Scientists refer to this as the Big Bang. Even the intelligent design proponents realize that all of creation is the result of the seed of Reggie and that God is simply trying to take undue credit.

 

[KosherHorn]

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[Texas___Fight]

Pete, Reggie,and Matt are known to vacation in Jurassic park.

 

[orangeut]

Pete Carroll taught Lance Armstrong how to ride a bike

 

[orangeut]

Reggie Bush wrote the Urban Dictionary

 

[KosherHorn]

For obvious reasons USC's name has been changed to UPC!

 

[Texanne]

It's a little known fact, but Reggie Bush is the one who gave the inspirational pre-game talk to the US hockey team in 1980, just before they went out and beat the Russians. But instead of saying, "This is YOUR time," as history has recorded, he actually said, "Gunga la gunga," which, of course, means "Worship me, for I am the greatest."

The Americans, knowing they were in the presence of something greater than their minds could fathom, went out and played the game of their lives in order to impress Reggie Bush.

And that's how it really happened.

 

[Hornius Emeritus]

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Reggie Bush.

 

[blonthang]

Texanne,

You're right.

And the replays we all see of the win today have been edited to change the chants from "U-S-C, U-S-C" to "U-S-A, U-S-A" for national unity concerns.

 

[mini van horn]

The "It's time to make the donuts" guy on the dunkin donuts commercials died this week. Reggie Bush, who loves donuts, dedicated the Rose bowl to him and promised to score 30 TDs... 10 rushing, 10 receiving, and 10 on kick/punt returns. Bush said he would do more but he wants everyone on the USC team to share in the score-fest otherwise known as the 2006 Rosebowl.

Reggie for President!

 

[GHOST HORN]

nationwide hospital reports are showing Reggie leads as the most popular boys name for newborns. even in college station.

 

[blueglasshorse]

Earlier this year, Reggie Bush was exempted from spring drills that Pete Carroll uses to "test the mettle" of his players after NASA informed coach Carroll that the Earth's magnetic field has shifted due to Reggie's mettle.

 

[ILoveChickFilA]

They move like a butterfly and sting like an army of bees, maybe wasps, or even hornets.

 

[RunRickyRun34]

Pete Carroll, being an expert at deciphering complex systems, was the original founder of the up-down-up-down-left-right-left-right-A-B-select-start code on Contra.

People are still thanking him for that one.

 

[Hooked]

If the NSA would simply match Pete Carroll's salary, the US could have its entire existing national security threats solved and eliminated within 6 months. After that he would have plenty of time to go back to managing the USC football dynasty and thereafter maintain world peace on simply a part-time, as-needed basis.

 

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[Arch_Horn]

I find it ironic that the year JK Rowling decides to write the last Harry Potter is the same year Reggie plays his last college football game. Hmmm....I think Valdemorte should be worried!

 

[ADMIRALSTOCKDALE]

it is a little known fact that reggie bush's father is a humble carpenter from nazareth, in galilee

 

[King of Gonzo]

Joe Gibbs trades up in the draft for Reggie Bush.....

Not to play football but signs him to Joe Gibbs Racing. Gibbs said "This is a good business investment because we only have to buy 4 pair of shoes for each race. Also, this will decrease pit times to less than 7 seconds. Bush has the moves to dodge traffic at high speed; this is a perfect fit for Gibbs Racing. "

Bush is predicted an early favorite to win the Sprint Nextel cup in 2006.

 

[PanzerDSS]

I heard that the only reason President Bush won in 2004 is because people thought that they were voting for Reggie Bush.