History Channel-USC v. Greatest armies in history

467 yards?? But... but... but... that's more yards than Reggimus Maximus had against mighty Fresno, when you factor out his 7 kickoff returns for135 yards (a mind-boggling average of 19.3 per return!).

I therefore revise my statement from back on page 23 or so, wherein I definitively theorized that the universal constant, c (aka the speed of light), in Einstein's "E = M c squared" was Reggie Bush. The representation of the equation for the new millenium is hereby "E = M VY".

And you Heisman voters can blow me.
 
All great armies of history met their own demises. Napoleon at Waterloo, Mongolian at Tsunami
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and USC at Bevo's hooks
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The real question is: Which armies can Texas Beat now?

At the Rose Bowl, I saw a flying banner that said "Alamo 2" and that Texas would get beat by USC. Well, we remember the Alamo, thats our crying call!
 
So far, they have USC blowing out Ceasar's army in Gaul, and edging out the Germans at Normandy. Tommorrow is Pete Carroll against Napolean. Gotta go with Pete on that matchup.
 
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