OR... always remember you are Aggy, meaning you are delusional...
1) Last football national championship - the year Germany attacked Poland.
2) Record against the sips: 37 - 76 - 5 (or in case that is confusing: 76 - 37 - 5 in favor of sips).
3) You lost the last game you played against the sips in your kiss-off game at Kyle Field.
4) You tried to sneak paint some national championships on the wall at Kyle Field but got busted.
5) The two times you had sustained success on the field (Sherrill and R.C) in the modern era you were subsequently busted for cheating.
6) When you hired Fran, you said he was "A better recruiter than Mack; a better coach on the field than Stoops." Uh... maybe not...
7) Your bow-tie President turned out to be a clown.
8) You put a sign up in Austin declaring it to be SEC country before you ever played a game in the SEC. You tried to impute their legacy and glory upon yourself before you earned it.
Guess what? You still haven't earned it.
(9) In a total panic you gave Jimbo a 10 year - $75 million contract. That speaks for itself.
10) You just found out that you're not a player in the SEC. We knew it all along.
You guys ain't very woke are you?