Wally World revisited.The only aspect of a win for aggy that is even moderately appealing to me is that it would initiate the annual climb up the roller coaster. Two losses in the first three games means the aggy coaster is closed for repairs and we have to wait until next year (at least) to hear the collective "FURK!!!!" emanating from Malfunction Junction that accompanies their delicious mid-season collapse.
For a lot of folks, pumpkin spice food and drink is the best thing about Autumn. For me, it's the furk.