Trouble in Paradise?

Detective Shilala said:
Aggy with their most expensive head coach and most expensive recruiting class reminds me of the scene from spinal Tap where the guy gets stuffing his pants with cucumber.

everyone knew it wasn’t real to begin with and when he got caught everyone was embarrassed for him, but he was too stupid to be that embarrassed. That’s aggy.
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except aggie uses a role of dimes.
 
I heard of an aggy that equated "packing" to "carrying a weapon". When he heard about "carbo-packing", he took it to heart. Sad ending; one night the aggy took a potato to a gun fight.
 
horninchicago said:
This joke is a close cousin to the "Why do Aggies write TGIF on their shoes?" joke.

Toes Go In First
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Also akin to the contractor who was making the final walk through on a new house with the buyer. He kept walking over to the window and yelling "green side up." Finally the buyer asked him why he doing that to which the reply was "because I have a crew of aggies out there planting your grass."
 
TxDOT was hiring for a road striper. District hired aggy and explained the task was striping newly paved County roads. First day, aggy gets ten miles of striping done and was congratulated for his efforts. The next day, however, aggy only got six miles of striping done. The District manager was a little concerned but didn't say anything.

Day Three comes and aggy only got two miles of striping done. When asked why such a drop off in productivity, aggy replied that it kept getting further and further from the paint can.
 
Aggy son was so happy that the circus had finally come to town, he'd just graduated with honors from ANM and this was the best present ever! But Aggy daddy had to disappoint his son that day, their truck had broken down and there was no way to town. But Aggy son had a bright idea, why not ride their pet camel to the circus? Aggy daddy loved that, they both hopped aboard and rode into town to see the circus. They pulled into the parking lot, but the gate attendant told them that they couldn't park the pet camel next to everyone's car. They had to put him in the stable with all the circus camels. But the Aggys didn't care, they were just happy they'd get to see the circus!

But after the circus was over and they returned to the stable, they both realized that they had a problem. Their camel looked just like all of the other circus camels. How in the world were they going to get home?! But Aggy son, being the honor grad that he was, had another bright idea! He walked into the stable and started lifting the camel's tails up, looking under them. Aggy daddy said 'son, what in the world are you doing?' Aggy son smartly replied 'Daddy, didn't you hear that man at the gate? When we rode in he said 'look at those two ******** on that camel!''
 
LonghornCatholic said:
Raise your hand if you knew old Dominion had a football team lol
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They deliver!

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TexAgs is beyond pathetic right now. There is nothing there to grab onto if you are an aggy fan. Yes things will be more settled at start of spring practice but man are they lost right now.
 
It’s never pretty for cult when it loses its leader.
They’ll be good sheeple and be worshipping Elko by Spring and everything will get back to normal (?) in agggland before the aggy-coaster flies off the rails again
 
The eerie silence from our backwoods cousins down in College Station is frankly a little disconcerting. Normally, even when they are rearranging deck chairs on the titanic they’re puffing their chests about it but this year the complete lack of anything from them is just really disturbing. The Jimbo fiasco truly struck them to their quick and their normal knee jerk fall back into cult belief has honestly been affected. It’s enough to almost feel sorry for them… Almost.
 
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