Trouble in Paradise?

[ViperHorn]

Elmo’s first loss and Aggies will be bringing the heat..

That will be his first game at pyle - Notre Dame.

 

[hornde68]

Anybody see what Captain Obvious had to say?

Win the special teams and turnover margin.

 

[rick mueller]

Anybody see what Captain Obvious had to say?

"The team that scores the most points usually wins." - Greg Davis

 

[TEXAS1983]

Its impressive the Aggies were able to lure Bjork from the NASA Brain Surgery Center.

 

[Sangre Naranjada]

for their toxic culture, fan base, and Aggie ways.

This is the innermost corps of the problem that aggy faces. (See what I did there?)

 

[Sangre Naranjada]

Its impressive the Aggies were able to lure Bjork from the NASA Brain Surgery Center.

Not all that impressive when you learn he was the patient there, and not a surgeon.

 

[SabreHorn]

1983,

Unfortunately the transplant was not successful

 

[mchammer]

1983,

Unfortunately the transplant was not successful

Yeah I heard the donor was named, “Ab. Normal”, as in Abby Normal.

 

[militaryhorn]

Yeah I heard the donor was named, “Ab. Normal”, as in Abby Normal.

 

[X Misn Tx]

SEC conference scheduling

 

[Crockett]

Dallas sportscaster on Channel 8 Mike Leslie had warm wishes for the Aggies' new coach, but was mystified by projections of immediate rise to stratosphere of College Football. "Based on What?" Leslie asked. Noted than since he was 8 years old the Aggies have double digit wins twice ...the same number as Kansas football. Leslie said it takes more than money to be elite.

 

[horninchicago]

How will WFAA survive the inevitable boycott?

 

[bystander]

Aggy is not going to talk about it; they're going to be it... Oh... that should solve things.

 

[rick mueller]

Perhaps B12 and aggsy can work out a trade. Bjork for Yormark.

 

[TEXAS1983]

Leslie said it takes more than money to be elite.

From the Aggies' viewpoint, the problem is that they went co-ed a while back. See, that means that a large percentage of the student body cannot actually participate in the crucial ongoing ritual sacrifices of nut squeezing and spunk jar filling needed for the football gods to bestow that coveted elite status.

The lower participation rate just looks bad.

 

[TxLawGrad]

Petrino back to Arky? Sources: Arkansas exploring Petrino return as OC

Is it pretty certain that Elko will bring in his own OC?

 

[everette]

From the Aggies' viewpoint, the problem is that they went co-ed a while back. See, that means that a large percentage of the student body cannot actually participate in the crucial ongoing ritual sacrifices of nut squeezing and spunk jar filling needed for the football gods to bestow that coveted elite status.

The lower participation rate just looks bad.

Some of that large population probably can!

 

[rick mueller]

From the Aggies' viewpoint, the problem is that they went co-ed a while back. See, that means that a large percentage of the student body cannot actually participate in the crucial ongoing ritual sacrifices of nut squeezing and spunk jar filling needed for the football gods to bestow that coveted elite status.

The lower participation rate just looks bad.

Those that don't have the equipment needed to nut squeeze could perhaps pull underarm instead.

 

[1sahorn]

Culture trumps everything. It would require a snorkel to wade thru all the ******** on that campus...& the ******** is their culture. No coach will go in & change that. The most successful coach they have had in the last 100+ yrs (Jackie) embraced the ********, fed into the ******** & cheated like hell (which, despite their code is part of the culture) to win.

From what I've read [ from Luicci (???)] the Big cigars pulled the plug on Stoops 'cause Elko was cheaper (also, having been there before, he has been exposed to the culture (********).

 

[horninchicago]

From the Aggies' viewpoint, the problem is that they went co-ed a while back. See, that means that a large percentage of the student body cannot actually participate in the crucial ongoing ritual sacrifices of nut squeezing and spunk jar filling needed for the football gods to bestow that coveted elite status.

The lower participation rate just looks bad.

They went co-ed in 1940?

 

[1sahorn]

They went co-ed in 1940?

According to the lady in the Google box, a&m began admitting women in the fall of 1963.

 

[horninchicago]

According to the lady in the Google box, a&m began admitting women in the fall of 1963.

(They last won a NC in 1939. That is what makes my joke about 1940 so hilarious)

 

[Chinstrap]

According to the lady in the Google box, a&m began admitting women in the fall of 1963.

Correct, and 10 years later their dating service, the Chicken Ranch, closed down.

 

[LonghornDave]

Culture trumps everything. It would require a snorkel to wade thru all the ******** on that campus...& the ******** is their culture. No coach will go in & change that. The most successful coach they have had in the last 100+ yrs (Jackie) embraced the ********, fed into the ******** & cheated like hell (which, despite their code is part of the culture) to win.

From what I've read [ from Luicci (???)] the Big cigars pulled the plug on Stoops 'cause Elko was cheaper (also, having been there before, he has been exposed to the culture (********).

The aggie culture is the problem and the aggies want to preserve the culture. There in lies the rub.

 

[1sahorn]

The aggie culture is the problem and the aggies want to preserve the culture. There in lies the rub.

Bingo

 

[theiioftx]

They went coed in 2004.

 

[1sahorn]

They went coed in 2004

Hmmm...Polysexual maybe???? Maybe asexual??? Would THAT be considered "co-educational"? That really confuses the issue.

 

[mb227]

Its impressive the Aggies were able to lure Bjork from the NASA Brain Surgery Center.

Sometimes, those trauma wards aren't properly secured and someone gets away...

 

[mb227]

The aggie culture is the problem and the aggies want to preserve the culture. There in lies the rub.

Rub seems a bit too squeeze-adjacent...maybe a better phrase is needed LOL!

 

[TEXAS1983]

They went coed in 2004.

A paragon of Aggiedom: Listeater

A&M is just a never-ending source of the bizarre and astounding. Sort of the Ripley's Believe it or Not! of universities.