Trouble in Paradise?

[utahorn]

Looks like the AAC or Sun Belt would fit them better.

Curiosity, weren't people saying the same about Texas a few years ago? My, how times have changed.

FWIW, I am looking to get back into IT, failing that I will accept the role of College Football Coach for a multi-million dollar buy-out.

Serious about getting back into IT.

 

[1sahorn]

Their wins.

Abilene Christian 1-0
Lamar 2-0
Prairie View 3-0
Rice 2-0
Sam Houston 2-0
SMU 2-0
Texas State 1-0
UTEP 1-0
UTSA. 3-0

Whoop

 

[Sangre Naranjada]

aggy football twitter feed is about to win the coveted combo national championships of turd-polishing, and swine make-up application.

 

[George Bailey]

Just 6 days out from Ohio State's massive matchup with Michigan at Ann Arbor, Ryan Day is in College Station today interviewing for their job. In their defense, the majority of aggys on this thread agree that this attempt to get poop to stick to a wall failed.

Ryan Day interviewing today | TexAgs

 

[theiioftx]

Good bull

 

[SabreHorn]

Typical Aggie. They think that Day is interviewing for Jimbo's job, when he's actually there interviewing five stars entering the portal.

 

[theiioftx]

Don’t look now, but aggy about to steal Brian Kelly. Errbody gonna get a raise due to aggy.

 

[SabreHorn]

ii,

And Aggie loses their virginity to the coonasses one more time.

 

[Phil Elliott]

Brian Kelly to a$m would be Jimbo II. A big name coach from a big name school paid big bucks while the big name school he is leaving is feeling like they won the lottery.

 

[cnb]

 

[rick mueller]

Thanks man! Something else I will never be able to unsee.

 

[El Torito]

Can you help me with this?

 

[1sahorn]

Whurz thuh Chikin Raanch?!?!

 

[utahorn]

The woman's face on the left tells it all. Good Lord. I know I was not that weird in High School or College. I was interested in girls / women.

 

[Vino Bevo]

I wish I hadn't seen that before breakfast...

 

[rick mueller]

The woman's face on the left tells it all. Good Lord. I know I was not that weird in High School or College. I was interested in girls / women.

Yep! This is exactly why the sheep are scared in Brazos County.

 

[rick mueller]

Whurz thuh Chikin Raanch?!?!

Yeah, they probably thought the chickens were the employees there.

 

[guy4321]

Texas A&M's wins this year:

ULM 2-9
New Mexico 4-7
Auburn 6-5 (Will be 6-6 after Bama and lost 31-10 to New Mexico St at home)
Arkansas 4-7
South Carolina 5-6
Miss State 5-6
ACU 5-6

Congrats on beating one bowl eligible team! (Who some way lost to New Mexico State.)

 

[1sahorn]

Yeah, they probably thought the chickens were the employees there.

And the chickens have cloacae the size of a Coke bottle.

 

[Sangre Naranjada]

And the chickens have cloacae the size of a Coke bottle.

That's funny, but you're being overly generous in estimating aggy penis sizes.

 

[Horn6721]

I think aggy AD Ross has another aggy National Champ trophy getting made as we speak

"When he walks the concourse at Texas A&M’s football stadium, Athletic Director Ross Bjork sees a field of dreams.

"It really gives you goosebumps, thinking about what’s going to happen," he says.

Bjork envisions more than 100,000 screaming fans making Kyle Field shake as the Aggies host their first ever college football playoff game."

Aggies at a Crossroad: Texas A&M Athletic Director Ross Bjork talks firing Jimbo Fisher, what comes next for football program (msn.com)

 

[ViperHorn]

Bjork envisions more than 100,000 screaming fans making Kyle Field shake as the Aggies host their first ever college football playoff game."

That would mean aggy finishing in the top 6. That will be hard to do when you finish 5th in the $EC West/8th in the $EC.

 

[1sahorn]

That's funny, but you're being overly generous in estimating aggy penis sizes.

No, I'm saying aggy abuses the poor chickens with Coke bottles.

 

[TEXAS1983]

"It really gives you goosebumps, thinking about what’s going to happen," he says.

He's actually describing the new "Free Emotional support sheep for early enrollment" program for incoming Corps members.

 

[Vol Horn 4 Life]

I think aggy AD Ross has another aggy National Champ trophy getting made as we speak

"When he walks the concourse at Texas A&M’s football stadium, Athletic Director Ross Bjork sees a field of dreams.

"It really gives you goosebumps, thinking about what’s going to happen," he says.

Bjork envisions more than 100,000 screaming fans making Kyle Field shake as the Aggies host their first ever college football playoff game."

Aggies at a Crossroad: Texas A&M Athletic Director Ross Bjork talks firing Jimbo Fisher, what comes next for football program (msn.com)

It's hilarious how the delusion goes all the way to the top over there. I heard on the radio RB said that they are absolutely loaded with talent and if they choose the right head coach they could catch fire like TCU last year and end up in the national championship game next year.

I get that the AD cant criticize his own program, but there's something to be said about being cautiously realistic instead of going straight to "we're a championship level team waiting for the right coach".

 

[Horn6721]

He seems like an AD who has bought into the cult. The question is can he find a coach who will.
Watched Deon's presser yesterday. It won't be Prime.

 

[mchammer]

Aggy hasn’t won a road game since Oct 2021.

 

[guy4321]

Yea, but they've won 17 straight against in state schools!

 

[LonghornCatholic]

 

[mchammer]

Dabo wants to keep his job by threatening to leave.