Trouble in Paradise?

[mchammer]

Offered without comment.

Note about half his wins are against prairie view and the like.

 

[LonghornDave]

"The Aggies have been remarkably average for the majority of the Fisher era."
The Aggies have been remarkably average for the majority of their existence. (I fixed it for the man.)

By definition, 5-7 is "below average".

 

[Texadelphia]

Offered without comment.

^^^
What’s going through jimbo’s mind in this pic?
- “Should I take that $250M extension thru 2050 the aggy BMDs just offered me last night? We almost beat Miami in their house, held ‘em below 50, and we’re 1-1 already is blowing their minds.”
- “How many horses can I buy with $77M?”
- “Wonder if Bobby can coach D, too - this is freakin’ awesome!”
- “Hope that nacho guy comes around again - that was some dad-gum good eatin’. “

What else?

 

[George Bailey]

I love it when aggy October comes early.

 

[LonghornDave]

I love it when aggy October comes early.

This never gets old. September Christmas.

 

[LonghornCatholic]

 

[Texadelphia]

I love it when aggy October comes early.

Never. Ever. Gets. Old.

 

[WorsterMan]

****Bama vs Texas**** | TexAgs

That's GOLD!!!

All the usual aggy doubt, misery and self loathing!!!

Especially when Daddy is doing well... they cannot stand it.

Like the aggy poster stated and what has been true of aggy since 1883; half their fans are more focused on TU losing than on aggy winning!

 

[LonghornCatholic]

 

[cnb]

This dude has no accountability. He deserves agsy and they deserve him.

 

[Dionysus]

My bigger issue with wearing A&M gear to church is when they whoop in church.

Whoop is the sound of a lonely trophy case.

 

[Texadelphia]

This dude has no accountability. He deserves agsy and they deserve him.

And that, you honor, is why we lost. The Defense rests its case.

That’s another aggy-ism: refs are against them. They never get the calls. Other teams get the benefit of the zebras against them. Excuses for everything and every loss.

UT, btw, always gets the calls, according to lil bro BOMC - part of the Burnt Orange Media Conspiracy.

 

[SabreHorn]

11,

My pastor is an Aggie and his son is a senior there. The church has a large congregation of Aggies, particularly in the young married crowd. A couple of months ago, he stopped in the middle of his sermon to say, "Aggies I know you love to 'Whoop", but over the next few minutes you will have multiple opportunities. Please hold your whoops until I tell you the appropriate time, then you can do them all at once." 5-6 minutes later he looked in their direction and said, "OK, now".

 

[George Bailey]

They currently sit at #5 in 2024 recruiting on 247. Their commitments include 18 highly ranked 4* and one 5*. I just can't understand how those kids can look at aggy's performance and then how Jumbo acts after it.

 

[guy4321]

For those that have lived a long time watching aggys, you learn to accept that NO amount of divine intervention will save them from themselves.
They just need to give it up. Losers for eternity just can’t be helped.

aggy lost to its longtime nemesis - itself.

By definition, 5-7 is "below average".

Have you run that math by an aggy to be sure it's correct?

 

[Sangre Naranjada]

Whoop is the sound of a lonely trophy case.

More specifically, it is the sound of the wind whistling through that lonely trophy case.

 

[Sangre Naranjada]

They currently sit at #5 in 2024 recruiting on 247. Their commitments include 18 highly ranked 4* and one 5*. I just can't understand how those kids can look at aggy's performance and then how Jumbo acts after it.

Some people are just born dumb.

 

[das3603]

More specifically, it is the sound of the wind whistling through that lonely trophy case.

But the echo must sound amazing!

 

[das3603]

Offered without comment.

With the AG trial going on, I am genuinely surprised Aggie hasn’t gotten smart enough to draft an “Articles of Impeachment” for Jumbo.

Judge: “The House Managers may give their opening statement.”

Rusty Hardin: (chuckling) “Your Honor, Appalachian State. Prosecution rests.”

Judge: “Defense, you may proceed.”

Tony Buzbee: “Uh….ummmm….f*ck. I was hoping he wouldn’t bring that up.”

 

[WorsterMan]

Obligatory:

 

[WorsterMan]

 

[theiioftx]

aggy gold. aggy asks about what section they will be seated in at Neyland. First answer is “losing section.”

Tennessee | TexAgs

 

[guy4321]

Obligatory:

Imagine how different same the 2029 photo will look!

 

[rick mueller]

Some people are just born dumb.

"You can't fix stupid!' - Ron White

 

[cnb]

 

[WorsterMan]

Time for this one:

 

[WorsterMan]

Here is another in my aggy photo bucket - aggy Bingo!!

 

[txhorn_et]

Poor jimbo. He’ll right the ship this week (or will he) and all will be great once again in collie station. ULM might be another app state.
Wouldn’t that be nice.
He needs to follow the advice of Steve Miller…Take the Money and Run!!

 

[txhorn_et]

 

[SabreHorn]

txhorn,

You realize that Monroe is coached by Buster Brown. It would be hilarious if Monroe beat Jimbo after the way he screwed over Coach Bowden to get the FSU job.