She is completely full of ****, because she believes they have everything needed to be one of the top programs in the country.
They may have money and a large but hideous and crappy stadium, true. They may attempt to compete in the SEC. None of that overcomes the little brother loser mentality deeply ingrained in the psyche, heart, and soul of every pathetic being who chooses to matriculate there. And overcoming that mentality is essentially impossible, because to do so means losing all that aggy has been throughout their existence.
They so deeply love to embrace the image and role of the (s)crappy underdog fighting valiantly against the big, bad rich boy t-sips at Texas that they cannot let it go, and it is this very identity that bites their fans in the *** for eternity. And the fan underdog expectations infect the coaching staff, the players, the milkmen, and every other assorted loser who ever steps foot near Malfunction Junction.
They are Michigan State. They are a shadow of Auburn. They are, at best, home of the 2nd place. Dumb *****. You're kind of pretty. Get out of Malfunction Junction and marry a winner from UT, Alabama, or Michigan while you still have a chance. It's your only hope.
