That Wacky RC

The Horns blew it against NC State
But they still kept saying they were so great
Next year they think they'll be number one
That's what makes it so much fun
to remind them of the Hogs, the Ags,
the Huskers, and the Wildcats of Kansas State
 
The best thread in years.There is an old aggie in Hearne
who hopes that RC will learn
to start his recruiting
before Mack's through looting,
and all the good'ens are committed, by durn.But RC's contract's extended so far,
he can ride it out and retar.
Why get off your ***
to put up with teenagers' sass
when it's more fun to sit at the bar?Recruiting's a young man's game,
and he did it for glory and fame,
but aggies will stand
for tenth in the land,
so why work? The money's the same.------------------
Uva Uvam Vivendo Varia Fit
 
The Aggie who is f*cking the sheep
Says "Gosh I can get my dick deep"
But still he is cussin'
Cuz' the sheep ain't his cousin
Who is in bed with his brother asleep
 
There once was an Ag in Austin City
Who said, Ooh, all these lights are so pretty!
He asked, What's that big Orange Thing?
Its brighter than my class ring!
Then found out his team was beaten with no pity.
 
Toombs first year it was hemp
Driving under the influence his next attempt
RC asked him for a confession
Toombs said its simple, its “aggie tradition”
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Tom whines.[This message has been edited by Wrangler (edited 02-03-2000).]
 
We will focus on wide receivers.
UT gets all the wide receivers.
Run the ball.Best runner in trouble with the law.
Twice.
Takes three strikes to be out.Losing recruiting war lately.
Coach sucks.
Bury head in sand, Gig Em------------------
"The swinging gate. That is about as smart as putting in a BMW dealership in East Texas"
 
There is an old aggie in Lott
who lost the recruiting war and is hot.
He wishes RC
Would stand up and pee
Or **** and get off the pot.There are a bunch of aggies in Bryan,
who on February 2nd were cryin'
The future's not bright,
Our demise is in sight,
Our ******** the recruits are not buyin'.Each recruit want's to see
A pro future for ME,
And a wad of big bucks in the end.
But RC won't throw
So they'll never make Pro.
From his game plan he'll never bend.
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Uva Uvam Vivendo Varia Fit
 
Last summer TexAgs.com had a dream,
of an MNC in the bag it did seem.
Now dissension is banned
by a heavy hand.
(This message edited by Recruit Team.) ------------------
"From the outside looking in you can't understand it. From the inside looking out you can't explain it"
---Jim Jones
 
Crazy aggies in aggieland
Take too much pride in their high school band
They all like to farm,
But can't get an arm
To lead their offense that's bland.
 
There once was a program not politically correct,
that post-superbowl talked of what ags did erect,
"The Bonfire must go!"
Was the consensus of the show,
Should the aggys find a new way to genuflect?
 
Oh I love those limericks by Dub
Me thinks that he gets the rub
His rhymes are first rate
Hell, they might even be great
He went straight to first string,he's no scrub
LonghornDub, YOU RULE!
 
The future of recruiting is on the 'net,
But RC's computer couldn't connect
So he set up a hotline
wont cost but a dime
to hear 'bout the blockers he'll collect
 
Said aggys: "the 'Horns can't get much ruder
those ******** cant get any cruder
chigamaroo caneck caneck
all aggies hit the deck
Oh, **** they just picked up McGruder"
 
To the top, this post must go!
Just like Big XII fans do know:
Since RC can no more be cheating,
ag recruiting surely is depleting.
Horns REAP while the ags can't sow.
 
back to the topic.....The honest and true RC
All ags sings praises unto thee
"Honest Abe Slocum"
"He would never poke 'em"
Unless 'twas his secretary
 
I'll tell you of ol' Toombs the Toker,
Whose *** is as big as Al Roker.
When he whiffs on his blocks,
McCown takes the knocks,
When he runs, he is quite mediocre.
 
McCown was quite hard to defend,
The passing game wasn't his friend,
Spiral passes are best,
But since he ain't blessed,
His throws all go end over end.
 
The founder of this thread
Is much too kind I do dread.
His compliments put me to shame.
'Cause none have been born
who rhyme like Limerick Horn,
He truly lives up to his name.For it was through him did this madness begin
To heckle and speckle the Ags,
And I hope that they see the work done by we,
As we grade their hosses - such nags.Although small, they are slow, and I really don't know
If deemphasis might not be near.
Can Aggies exist if they cease and desist
From losing and losing year after year?'Cause that is what's coming, and it gonna be bumming
Out Aggies who see who's to blame.
Without good recruiting, you'll soon just be shooting
Blanks when you play the big game.Limerick Horn - Thanks for starting this ****. Dub ------------------
Uva Uvam Vivendo Varia Fit
[This message has been edited by LonghornDub (edited 02-03-2000).]
 
To recruit was an aggy tradition
But they started to fail on their mission
They began to lose sleep
So they tried counting sheep
Which caused many a nocturnal emission
 
This is the greatest thread ever
And now I too will endeavor
To write my own verse
As the Aggies converse
Still about the field being wetter
 
We like Johnson and Williams and Thomas,
To prefer Ferguson and Crutchfield is just dumb ***,
But the Aggies have threads,
Which they know in their heads,
Show all fools come from them not from us.
 
R.C. wamted at least one of the receivers
to join the list of a$m believers.
Come play with us, we're gonna pass,
but when push comes to shove all an aggie passes is gas,
and for the aggies, none of the big three became pleasers.
a$m would suck, but zero u got the copyright on sucking first!
 
Sorry I am late to the party:Through opponents Mathus Gill will be slithering,
Eric Crutchfield's potential is glittering,
Keelan Jackson's "Prime Time",
Look at Scates' hang time,
Pardon us for giggling and tittering.The creativity on this board, and the overwhelming lack of it on the Aggie boards, speaks volumes....
 
RC wanted a guy named Larry,
And Edwards he thought was a cherry.
But he was startled to see,
the bluechips at UT
So RC got himself a secretary.Pitiful, I know.
 
There once was a coach named RC,
Who recruited a class I'd rate a D.
Past recruits could speedily dash,
His name then was Ready Cash,
but now he's being *****-slapped by UT.This thread has me crying laughing, keep it going!------------------
National championships: It's not a matter of if, but when!
 
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