That Wacky RC

Oh hell, now I can't stop:Anemic offense
Their punter is MVP
Another fourth downBlue chips want to win
Where to go for a title?
Not College StationAn ag was lonely
He found a long-haired hot date
Revielle has fleasCan't see the scoreboard
Probably because they're dead
Hey ags, they're just dogsRanking officer
Sure, she has to be flea-dipped
She's most qualifiedRC's delusion
Signed a blind wideout, but he's
Better than B.J.------------------
orngbld
"For Texas I Will"
 
Bless RC Slocum and cheer for the band!
This cult is the biggest joke of the land.
The offense is feeble
Cause they can't get the people,
And the people in Austin are to blame for this sham.
 
This post is sure to draw flame
But I'm posting it all the same
From all these limericks
I've gotten quite a few kicks
But Haikus are totally lame
 
The Ag coaches had started to lure
Some recruits to come in for a tour
But the young men left town
When the campus was found
To be stuck in a field of manure
 
Loyalists thought RC a good ag,
but he made the potbangers gag.
"Only 2%ers complain,"
the loyalists endless refrain,
so its ok when Jamar's caught holding the bag.
 
March in a straight line.
Pretend to play my trumpet.
I am in the corps.
 
These horns think they're cute with hiaku,
hoping smack talk will help cover the truth,
that when it comes to the big game,
it's always the same,
they get their asses kicked by the 'Crew!
 
My *** touches my neighbor's
Pay extra for goal post view?
The Zone.Jackboots up the thighs
Straight lines and Patton.
Same old ****.New offensive coach.
This year, we pass the ball.
Another house for sale.Ready for national respect.
Breaking through to next level.
Another bowl loss.
 
The obsession of the aggie AD
Was that DKR-Memorial "seats more than we".
"Make our seating more narrow......
You know, about the butt-width of a sparrow,
And we'll worry later on why Kyle's still mostly empty."
 
to the aggies posting on this thread:The point of this thread
is not to bring dread,
but to show off our talented sides.
So quit with the posting
Unless you are boasting
Our jokes aren't getting under you hide.Haiku
Aggies don't get poetry
Liberal arts courses lacking
Other boards easier to readIambic pentameter:
Forsooth, methinks the Aggies' vile protesting doeth arise from ill temper, oft bred in a town berift of a sense of humor.
(No its not reall iambic pentameter.)
 
There was once a stud named Mock
Who was once "an A&M lock"
But just like some others
He fled to his brothers
And put the aggies in shockThen there was a stud named Brock
Who was also "an A&M lock"
He looked at their town
Developed a frown
And decided to join the flock
 
Come hither recruits to the land of collie
Where the fine art of offense is merely a folly
Where RC's tenure will soon end
Blown away like a fart in the wind
Overheard were his humble last words "By Golly".
 
Kwisatz prefers limerick verse,
He tells us in a post short and terse
It's true some are lame,
But when playing this game,
Anything written by an aggie is worse
So, just to spite you Beyond aggie minds
Our complicated verse and rhyme
We should speak in gruntsHigh school diploma
An aggie college degree
What's the difference?
------------------
orngbld
"For Texas I Will"
 
A lone ag to brave the heat should be hailed,
Quick witted Agholic will soon be assailed.
As with most ags, he is bound to gag,
Because the truth continues to be veiled------------------
"The swinging gate. That is about as smart as putting in a BMW dealership in East Texas"
 
Its obvious aggies can't rhyme.
Poor Toombs caught with a dime.
potbangers versus the status quo
With RC at least they know
They will always win halftime. boom
[This message has been edited by [email protected] (edited 02-03-2000).]
 
The muses on hornfans are witty.
So many bards in that capital city.
At RC they poke fun
But after "T-plus-one"
Mack still will be sucking hind-titty.(hey, thats a fun way to talk smack)
 
The muses on hornfans are witty.
So many bards in that capital city.
At RC they poke fun
But after "T-plus-one"
Mack still will be sucking hind-titty.(hey, thats a fun way to talk smack)
 
There once was a ewe on fire
who succumbed to RC's desire.
She bleated, "This is a sin,
but now that it's in,
would you see if it'll go a little higher?"
 
How appropriate...We finally find an ag who can write a limerick (92AGDDSMD) and he blows it by double-posting...
 
Uh oh, dbl dipper![This message has been edited by 69horn (edited 02-03-2000).][This message has been edited by 69horn (edited 02-03-2000).]
 
Twas a coach called Orange Jesus
Whose recruiting is sure to please us
With Mad Dog training
On the Ags we'll be gaining
Now if the Ramada would just feed us.Third and ten for horns
Chris Simms sacked for the eighth time
horns lose their fifth game
 
Sorry about the double dipper 92--this lim's fer you:Goober92 loved the Gulf Coast shores,
but his bottom was covered with sores.
The dawgs on the street,
would snap at the meat,
that hung like festoons from his drawers.[This message has been edited by 69horn (edited 02-03-2000).]
 
Thank God, 92AGGMD, one of you can truly join the battle An aggie who thinks he is witty,
When really his post is quite ******,
We need to be kind,
Cuz the ags lost their mind,
Hell, these guys think Reveille's pretty! ------------------
orngbld
"For Texas I Will"
 
The Horns are writing limmericks, Great.
While dumb Aggies just sit there and masturbate.
They read this and complain.
While we say they're insane.
For coming here and taking the bait.
 
Along came a moderator named Huck
Who was quick to cut to the chuck.
These limericks are cute,
But must relate to recruit,
Or lock the thread before we all puke.------------------
"The swinging gate. That is about as smart as putting in a BMW dealership in East Texas"
 
an agfan's throat had a lump,
"our coach talks just like Forrest Gump!
when I asked rc about the buzz",
he replied, "stupid is as stupid does!"
And went back to giving his sheep Jenny a hump.
 
To agaholic on this board who stalks
to remind us they won in a walk
Series records will show
What Texas fans all know
Win 30 more then we'll talk
 
came a great cry from poor aggieland,
"our diamonds have all turned to sand",
'twere no stud recruits,
just goobers in boots,
guess RC can play in the band
 
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