That Wacky RC

There once was a thread of obsession
Where tea sips did make their confessions
They thought they were proud and said it so loud
You had to watch out for what you might step in Congrats on an excellent class, horns. I like ours too.Gig 'em,
FTA
 
Hell, I grew up in the Goose Creek ISD so I can't contribute to the prose, but this deserves to be at the top. -thirty-------------------
Pain is inevitable, misery is optional.
 
There once was a goob named RC
who goobs thought that he was all that could be
then along came coach Brown
then they came around
and saw what a true clown was he------------------
Blah blah blah! The truth has been spoken.
 
There once was a young aggie lad
Whose team was so terribly bad
He dressed for karate
And beat up his body
By squeezing and twisting his nad
 
Welcome to The Show they all say
This will make you wanna come play
But when every Ag filly
Is a fat hillbilly
They're gonna be Burnt Orange come T+1 day.
[This message has been edited by Herbert Kornfeld (edited 02-03-2000).]
 
RC said:
"Them Horns, they sure do cheat
In recruiting we got our *** beat
They brung in Mack Brown
Who's turned them around
And they're on track to the football elite"
[This message has been edited by DD-7 (edited 02-04-2000).]
 
There once was a team in collie station
That thought they were the best in the nation
But now Mack is around
RC's recruiting is down
And Toombs just broke his probation
 
This may be the funniest thread I have ever read.RC says the internet blew it,
but the recruits, they all saw right through it,
He got outfoxed again
Was upset but then
Realized at least he's not an okie idoit.ORRC just couldn't connect,
Why UT the recruits would select,
To the press he whined,
While his program declined,
And he ended up with a Crew that was Wrecked.
------------------
orngbld
"For Texas I Will"
 
When a recruit went to a$m to see
if he could be swayed by RC
RC said, "Chance Mock,
be one of the flock
and shag every sheep just like me------------------
Blah blah blah! The truth has been spoken.
 
In his quest for a top-notch receiver
RC did battle with Mack the deceiver
How won out yet again
by signing the best split-end
If you don't believe come on over and see her.------------------
Diplomacy is saying: "Nice Doggy," until you can find a really big stick.
 
The ags thought RC was an ace,
who always won the recruiting race,
Then Mack arrived at UT,
and recruited with glee,
and now RC sits around watching "Will and Grace".
 
RC wants a QB like Bucky
With quick feet who throws wounded duckies
The Ag cult is so proud
Of two yards and a cloud
While the country all knows they are sucking.*******
 
The Ags were in the top ten
Had hopes of a title by then
But they said what the heck
When the boys lost to Tech
And realized, "Oh ****! Here we go again."
 
There once was a coach named Slocum,
Whose fullback really liked to toke 'em
"We'd put in a grass field,
With a really high yield,
But we're afraid Jamaar would just smoke 'em!"ORThe recruits all heard Coach Brown's pitch,
'Bout Texas and tradition so rich,
They agreed that Texas was best,
Signed their letters and you know the rest,
Now they'll spend 4 years making the ags their *****.Damn, this is fun. I may try a haiku next.------------------
orngbld
"For Texas I Will"
 
One thing was plain, all aggies could see
Offense would be stale, under RC
But his contract was bumbed
And he couldn't be dumped
Maybe they'll try another OC
 
The Ags were restless and didn’t get much sleep,
Hoping more chips would join their two deep,
Mack’s class is great and it is his third,
While the Ags are left to sugar coat their turd,
and roam mindlessly in search of new sheep.
 
orngbld --If the ags who've already tried to post to this thread haven't been able to grasp the concept of a limerick, I shudder to think what lame attempts they'll throw out to counter a haiku. ------------------
Hook'em
[This message has been edited by Hooked (edited 02-03-2000).]
 
Pretty classy stuff guys...now if I could only remember what it was about y'all that makes everyone in the conference hate you....hhmmmm.
 
The recruits are starting to see
RC is a huge WT.
I sure hope Coach Krag
didn't sell Toombs no shwag,
that'd suck to be caught with crap weed.
 
Agoholic was mad
Cause those Horns had been bad
But you shouldn't insult
When you come from a cult
And your tailback's in trouble with MADD
 
Agaholic wants our remorse,
about our intelligent discourse,
but we all know his disdain was due to his pain,
cause the Horns are a dominant Force!...and now I gotta stop this, I'll check back for haiku....
 
More esoteric and ethereal, the haiku.Note: Aggies, you probably aren't going to understand many of these.It's third down and long
The pass is not in their playbook
Time to punt again!That's not dust you see
Two yards and a cloud of smoke
Toombs behind the wheelOver the aggies' heads
Limericks, haiku, and verse
We should draw picturesSigning day has passed
Another top-rated class
Freight train is comingWhy reject the ags?
I want to win; I'm also
Allergic to woolSlocum is outclassed
Mack has the in-state blue chips
Ags are also-rans------------------
orngbld
"For Texas I Will"
 
The maroon thought Mock was a lock.
They told Roy, he need not block.
Aggie dream and recruiting ploy,
A perfect spiral, Mock to Roy.
But alas, the maroon got left on the dock.
 
What was old is new.
Bethel, out to the side.
Swinging gate.[This message has been edited by bclarke (edited 02-03-2000).]
 
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