Stoops: 'Water under the dam'

[santa]

I am sitting in a UT Computer lab laughing my *** off. People are giving me wierd looks. This is by far the funniest thread in months.

 

[98horn]

Maybe so Santa, but don't forget Stoops immortal words:

"He who laughs loudest, laughs alone."

 

[TopDawg]

Don't get out much, do y'all?

 

[Mrmyke709]

Who pissed in your cornflakes?

 

[Arnold Ziffel]

Stoops ends every pre-game talk with the same inspirational words:

"Caveat emptor: seize the day!"

 

[Crimson&CreamDean]

Damn, is this thread ever gonna die?

"Park your jack-off in your own backyard."

"It's foreskin off my ***."

"Not by the nick of my chinny, chin chin."

"You say potato, I say blow me."

 

[MrPhlegm]

Too many crooks spall the stoops.

A running dog laughs no tacos.

Better two suppositories and a nap than barfing all week.

 

[Mrmyke709]

I think, therefore I spam.....
Chili today, hot tamale...

 

[bullzak]

The squeaky wheel laughs last.

 

[Guernica]

"The defensive player was lined up wrong."

Oh, that wasn't Stoops...

 

[Hou-Tex Horn]

All good things come to those who are waiting for their car to come in.

 

[Hooked]

Stoops may express confidence in his team publicly, but I think he's just whistling past the dead door-nail.

 

[TX_HORNS]

Seriously, he needs to **** or get off the fence.

 

[Joe Sixpack]

back to back they faced each other
drew their swords and shot one another

 

[ou_shawn]

You guys are making a mole hill out of a mountain.

 

[Parrothead]

maybe, i'll bet stoops is taking it all with a grain of ****

 

[HookemHorns]

Early to bed
and early rise
when the sooners face texas
they will meet their demise

 

[WTexasHorn]

Mangino really ate the cat out of the bag with this one.

 

[MrPhlegm]

Joe Six, so you saw that stupid Modern day Romeo and Juliet too?

 

[The Rock]

faster than a cat on a hot tin moose!!!

Don't piss down my back and tell me it's snowing

I didn't just fall off the broccoli truck

 

[LOU]

Yo,,,,No it's "Fiddler on a hot tin roof",,,,

,,,,Man, that sonofabitch sure can play"

 

[LOU]

It's just 6 of one,,,,,or a half dozen in the bush,,,,

 

[LOU]

Raiderfan: "Honest officer, I was just helping that goat over the fence"

 

[LOU]

Yep, only two kinds of hooters, big ole good ones, and good ole big ones,,,,,,

 

[orange98]

Sheesh, this thread is never going to end...

I get when it rains it shines...

 

[coolhorn]

The proof is in the salad.

Does a wild bear @#$%?

When guns are outlawed, you can lead a horse to water.

A stitch in time is a friend in need.

Four score, and the rest go home alone.

Bye Bob

 

[Mrmyke709]

No matter where you go, there you go again.....

 

[Big Ess Fro]

My mom always told me if I don't quit, then I may go deaf.

; )

 

[coolhorn]

Keep that up Sonny, or you'll go blind and hair will grow in your hand.

 

[coolhorn]

Don't the girls all get hornier at closing time.