Stoops: 'Water under the dam'

[The Rock]

Confused-ush say......

...it is better to have one think your dumb, rather than opening your mouth and letting water run under the dam.......

 

[The Rock]

...He's not a baby any more, I handed him a razor and said "start waxing"....

 

[hornFANtastic]

You never get a first chance to make a second impression.

 

[chance johnson]

When the going get tough, the tough get going in their pants.

 

[MrPhlegm]

Two toads do not a spanking on Tuesday

 

[macho grande]

the lights are on but no ones in vermont

 

[kev]

What hell has Ross Perot unleashed? "You can put peanut butter on a horse's *** and it will look like he's talkin, but it won't matter a lick if you ain't got your pickle in a dog's ear."

 

[coolhorn]

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

 

[coolhorn]

Turn out the lights, the party's just getting started.

 

[HookemHorns]

I think we should send this to stoops.

Phrase Fun

 

[HookemHorns]

Are we sure Stoops wasn't three sheets to the bed when he made those statements?

 

[Bosshorn]

I think he suffers under delusions of adequacy.

It's 9:35 and ou still sucks.

 

[Horn Stampede]

Now you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a Bob Stoops . . .

 

[score4OU]

You all can just go piss around a rope.

I am taking this thread back up to the side.

 

[justhookit]

Don't you guys think this thread has run its field? This is getting new.
As my mom used to say, if you don't have anything nice to say, then don't cross your t's before looking both ways.

 

[coolhorn]

I guess stoops is under the right depression.

 

[coolhorn]

You can take the country out of the boy, but a diamond's a girl's best friend.

 

[Mack Tripper]

Stoops looks like someone hit him with a sock full of grape jelly.

 

[Will Monk]

Stoops shouldn't be writing checks his *** can't catch.

Stoops, if you can't stand the heat, get out of the building.

 

[chance johnson]

Stoops, would you like a little rabbit out of the car for that wine?

 

[Jackie Treehorn]

ttt

haha

 

[Mrmyke709]

Don't talk the talk unless you can walk a mile in my shoes...

 

[Mrmyke709]

He looks like he's been hit with an ugly tree.

 

[Bookman]

He can't see the kettle for all the pots.

 

[cacti]

stoops quote sounds like the last act of a desparate pawn in the game of life.
I don't want to rain on your monkey's uncle, but two wrongs don't make it what the cat drug in.
Let's get down to the brass cat with nine lives. Stoops is just a johnny come sooner, and it's an ill okie that sucks no one any good.

 

[coolhorn]

Stoops...you're gonna have to put your nose to the rock, and you shoulder to the innertube to beat Texas this year.

 

[Frozen Horn]

Come Saturday evening, Stoops will be an *** in the pain. And he won't like the view from the other side of the curb. Stoopid Spooner(ism).