Stoops: 'Water under the dam'

[justhookit]

Irregardless of what he said, it went in one nose and out the other.

 

[navyhornO6]

I wouldn't **** a wild cheetah with that mouth.

 

[Mrmyke709]

When it comes up to it, and your cards are on the line, and your butt's on the table....
OU still sucks.

 

[HornHawk]

Stoops should just remember that old adage: A hand in the bird is awfully messy.

 

[12thStudStan]

Stoops can’t tell his hole from an *** in the ground.

 

[CharlotteHorn]

Everyone needs to just slow down and smell the coffee.

 

[Hooked]

Geeez, will somebody please stick a spoon in this thread?? It's not done yet.

 

[Longhorn91]

Stoops has buttered his bread, now he has to lie in it.

 

[chance johnson]

Stoops and Mangino have to have a close relationship.

As they say "Cats with feathers, sit around and are good friends."

Or "Get Layed with dogs, and fleas will bite."

 

[macho grande]

people in glass houses shouldn't cool their jets

 

[20*34]

Bob needs to quit hatching his chickens before he counts them.

 

[big_horn]

Is there some reason we need to belittle a coach that beat the crap out of us last year? Let's act like a bump on a frog and sneak up on them.

 

[MrPhlegm]

That would be a planet except for the fact that a sheep in the pants is worth 2 goat noses.

LARD! it's what's for lunch!

 

[Samanai]

Stoops is no rocket surgeon.

 

[CaptainAmerica]

Will Rogers never met Bob Stoops.

 

[macho grande]

is a frogs *** like a race horse?

 

[DrJ]

All the Sooners on this board defending Stoops can go fly a lake.

You defend him at the drop of a thumb now, but as soon as Oklahoma's fortunes head west, you'll be wanting to ride him out of town on a ten-foot pole.

 

[Crimson&CreamDean]

All you aggies can kiss Bob's face.

The troubled water under ya'll's dam is mackdaddy britches his pissin. Mangino's jock is going to strangle Davis carrying it that way.

 

[Longhorn Al]

If the shoe fits, smoke it.

 

[LOU]

Excuse me,,,,,,but I gotta race like a piss horse.

 

[MrPhlegm]

 

[SATHORN]

I'm sure that Bob Stoops was not trying to provoke KSU by having them "Remember the Titans".

 

[Mack Tripper]

You guys are really driving me up a floor. Really, I'm at the end of my stick. The thing about the Sooners is that you can teach a man to fish or give him some fishsticks.

 

[flaco]

Does a bear **** wherever it wants?

 

[StuckInOhio]

Stoops needs to tell his team to "go for the juggler!"

 

[Texanne]

Reading this thread reminds me of the old joke about the Presbyterian minister who fell down three flights of stairs. He got up, dusted himself off and said, "Whew, glad that's over!"

If anyone needs an explanation, e-mail me at [email protected]

 

[Mrmyke709]

 

[HornNHotlanta]

"Those who live in a glass house shouldn't call the kettle black"

 

[Hou-Tex Horn]

Q'ue la vie, la vie....stoops happens.

 

[Texanne]

In the immortal words of James Thurber, in his Modern Fables for Our Times' "The Unicorn in the Garden,":

Don't count your boobies before they are hatched.