Stoops: 'Water under the dam'

[Hooked]

Stoops will find out this year that the shoe will be on the other hand.

 

[mileslong]

I'm not a guy who normally uses cliches and I'm not about to change horses in midstream now...

 

[UTChE96]

A penny saved is a dollar more than most donut's earn in a year.

 

[uisge beatha]

The grass is always greener in the middle of a stream

 

[scally]

you can lead a horse to water, but that doesn't make him a duck.

 

[TheOrangeCurtain]

Stoops is learning that it is a cat eat cat world!

 

[Crimson&CreamDean]

"Phil's boy gave it the Rocky on the old college try interception."

"The jock can't carry Stoops' Mackdaddy."

"ROCK YOU, ROCK YOU, WE WILL!"

"Wind don't piss into."

 

[TheOrangeCurtain]

Maybe he just doesn't want to stick his d*ck out!

 

[HookemHorns]

Now it could be that this thread is barking up the wrong flag pole but every mouse has its day and Stoops had it coming. The sooners may say that Hornfans are like elephants in a china shop or that we are preaching off our high goat and being language police, but twisting the english language into a pencil will not be allowed on these boards. We are relentless. No one has ever accused a hornfan on this board of cat got your toe syndrome. So sooners don't get all upset with us because frankly it came right from the mules mouth and if you really think about it is like making a mountain out of an oil well. I know that many of you are embarrassed by your coach's statements and you would like to stick you head in the flour. To you I would say-- keep a stiff upper jaw. We will support you and this is not just lip justice. Ah, I am rambling now. I guess I can type until the cats come home.

Peace In!

 

[Big Ess Fro]

Will we beat OU?

Does the Pope **** in the woods?

 

[hornFANtastic]

What he is trying to say is that the sooners may be a sheep in wolf's clothing. Nevermind, that is the aggies.

 

[chance johnson]

The early worm bangs the bird

 

[Orenthal]

Look you idoits, even a broken day is right twice a clock.

 

[Hooked]

Big Ess Fro,

When you asked whether we will beat OU or not, I think you meant "Does a bear wear a funny hat?"

 

[ElToroRojo]

As we all make mistakes, maybe we should give the guy a break. Afterall, people in stone houses shouldn't throw sticks.

 

[HornHawk]

C'mon, you guys are all making a molehill out of a mountain. OU puts their pants on one arm at a time just like nobody else. You have to realize that Stoops is just speaking out of both sides of his butt like he usually does. Let's just get in a row with our ducks and keep the grindstone on our feet, and we'll be okay.

 

[scorpio]

This is as silly as it gets...

 

[SizzleChest]

"How does OU get ready for UT? By remembering that -

An ounce of prescriptions equals a pound of skewers."

 

[Crimson&CreamDean]

Go yourselves ****.

Eat die and ****.

Flyin who gives a ****?

Get along, can't we just all?

 

[Arnold Ziffel]

Let Stoops talk all he wants. Sticks and stones may break the camel's back, but words are like straws.

 

[JustinCase]

This was tooo funny!

Y'all have to much time on your feet.

 

[HornDawg]

what's the matter sooners?

cat got your thumb?

 

[Mrmyke709]

It's all easy come, easy money.

 

[Hooked]

Stoops has to quit straddling the ground when he talks about OU's opponents. It's time he either puts up or speaks up.

 

[kev]

A mind is a terrible thing.

 

[Roy4]

Thirty days has September
April, June, and no wonder--
All the rest eat peanut butter
Except Grandma, and she drives a Buick.

 

[hoopshookem]

Little Spurrier better get used to saying "it was a flash-in-the-pan"

Proof starts this weekend w/ kst bruising the okies up before the hammer hits 10/6.

 

[Texoz]

First of all, Stoops is putting the cart before he jumps.

And second of all, you guys are beating a dead mouse with this thread!

BTW, blowU is a one trick phony!

 

[Mitch Cumsteen]

Dean,

Who are you, Yoda?

You are killing me. I guess laughter really is the best drug.

 

[BongoHorn]

Sounds like the okies are just happy to leave it one game at a time.
Stoops is mixing his petit fours.
Three things can happen when he pontificates, and two of them are bad.
They'll be happy to escape with a loss on October 6.
But after reading this thread, someone needs to put a mime over this circus.