Stoops: 'Water under the dam'

[Philflesh]

Come Oct. 6th, the Sooners are gonna' be drying up spilt milk.

 

[BleedsBurntOrange]

In preparation for the game, no rock will be left unrevolved. They will dot all of their j's and cross all of their crosses.

 

[Hello Nasty]

had to let the guys read this at work....

thanks guys....we all needed that.....funny stuff



Hook Em
Hello Nasty

 

[chance johnson]

The question is, will KSU beat OU? Is a frog's water *** tight?

 

[Parrothead]

If a sooner falls in the forest, and no one is there to hear it, does he kiss his sister?

 

[VacantlyOccupied]

This just goes to show that you can roll a stone to the moss, but you can't make it drink water.

 

[Left-handed Horn]

You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.

 

[Burnt Orange Bevo]

I have a lot of respect for Stoops, but wonder if he knows that a stitch in nine saves time? Seeing how dirty UH played last Saturday night, I wouldn't trust 'em as far as the crow flies. You can't teach a trick new dogs.

 

[Jalbert]

I just hope we beat Blow U!

But we'll burn that street when we get there.

 

[Crimson&CreamDean]

"Horn em Hooks!"

"Me blow."

"The Eyes of Upon are Texas you"

"Holy Batman, ******* ****!"

"To the Robin, batcave!"

"Fog, through the onward."

"Rope up a piss."

"It's who you know who blows not is who."

"Damn, I'm frazzled to a worn."

 

[lam horn]

I think bobby's point was that it is now up to the players, Surely he agrees that you can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.

Hook"em!

 

[The Rock]

I wouldn't piss in stoops mouth if his fingers were on fire

people in hell want hot chocolate too

beggars can't be sticky

 

[bullzak]

Early to bed and early to rise makes a man walk a mile in another mans moccasins.

 

[LOU]

You can lead a horse to water,,,,,

,,but you'll have a hard time shaving his legs.

 

[Bob_Stoops]

I think I can play this game! Whaterver you Longhorns say nasty about me, come Oct 6, 2001 it will all be just water under the bridge! How was that?

 

[triplehorn]

If you're going to throw the kitchen sink at us, at least keep your barn door closed.

 

[Campus Loop(y)]

Ladies and gentlemen
hoboes and tramps
crosseyed mosquitoes
and bow legged ants

I have come here before you
to stand behind you
to tell you about something
I know nothing about

Next Tuesday
on Good Friday
there is a ladies club meeting
for men only

Admission is free
pay at the door
pull up a chair
and sit on the floor

"It is never funny 'till someone loses an eye"
"Joke him if he can't take a ****"
"Look before you take a dump in the forest or a quiet tree will fall on you and it will require a stitch in time"

 

[texhorn]

I guess hes "running around like a head with his chicken cut off."

Hook'em

 

[VacantlyOccupied]

It's true what they say - Leopards can't change their stripes.

 

[texaus]

those who live in glass houses should not be upset when an impolite monkey at the zoo throws excrement at them. because, what comes around comes back around again and can come back and bite you in the foot.

i don't know what our game plan is against OU, but eight things can happen when you throw the ball and three of them are bad.

don't believe everything you read on the internet. because, fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, you're nothing more than tricky *******.

now, drop your socks and grab your balls, and let's go win one for the Skipper!(or is Gilligan the fat one?)

it's all fun and games until someone loses a recruit to RC. but, that's about as common as thunder striking twice in the same place.

Hook 'Em

 

[Orangesweat]

Crimson & Cream Dean is really inside Mark Mangino's belly.

 

[texaus]

i agree with almost all of what has been said. i agree 49-percent. you guys are preaching to the band.

aTm has looked terrible so far this year. they really seem to be behind the twelve ball.

Hook 'Em

 

[HornHeel]

He should make like a puck, and get the hockey out of there.

 

[Horns34]

Stoops says he'll do anything for his team, you know... he'll bend over for them

 

[XOVER]

Fuk OU.

 

[Bullseye]

Our game plan will not change for OU. We're gonna dance where it itches and scratch who brung us.

 

[Huckleberry]

Okay guys. No sense kicking a man while he's a dead horse.

 

[Mountaineer]

Perhaps Stoops was dropped on his child as a head.

 

[Simms City]

I guess you just can't teach an old horse of a new color

 

[HookemHorns]

Now come on guys remember the golden rule. "do unto others as you would like for them to do to unto themselves"