I have grown a spider named Larry

We would have had to cancel our plans this weekend in order to attend the wake.

I wonder if his switching sides of the fence is related to the cool weather we are getting.
 
I think it's the ******* rain, his web is in a more protected place now.
 
Perhaps we could build a green house for him. A few hits, a few beers and well have that thing done in no time.
 
Larry needs to be taken care of, can you get him a female spider and only drop her off for quickies and then take her away?

And Larry is right, OU does indeed suck!
 
I think we may have to calling the regulars on this thread the Tri-Lams. Long Live Larry.

Someone take a Long Live Larry sign to the stadium next week.
 
Effing great. Now I'm going to worry about a spider on my four hour drive to Austin tonight. LONG LIVE LARRY!

Bulk of the series.
 
I'm with Nat- this Larry is a good man. You keep taking care of him. (Although the picture of that spider you posted a few pages back scared the living crap out of me)

On a side note, I have a fruit fly living in my plant at work I named Leroy. I don't think he's good luck for anything though.
 
I initially skipped this post, but after being led to it by another post, I read it and now query the kharma of Larry.

This past weekend a lizard appeared in my garden. Being fond of things alliterative, I immediately named him Larry the Lizard. He most surely will survive the OU game. The burning question is whether I will if the Horns go down for the five count. Good luck to the Larrys, arachnoid, bovine and reptilian.
 
My guess is at this point HorninNYC would not sack up and even admit to us if Larry had perished. I think he needs to start posting daily pics with a current copy of the NYT in the frame.
 
Hornin NYC, could you post a video of him wolfing down another insect? You could name it "Boz" or something? JCDenton might be able to host the video on his website for us.

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good idea, i need a vid camera, sometimes Larry toys with his victims so it takes a while to kill them.

He often just webs them up for later consumption.
 
The biggest week of Larry's life is now upon him (and us). There is no other spider I would rather entrust to bear this ultimate burden on the back of his broad, unsegmented abdomen. Larry may put his spider pants on six legs at a time, just like all the other spiders, but his heart is big and brave and pure, and it runneth over with the magic elixir of greatness. This potion, this heady brew of the immortals, is hatred; angry, acidic, unadulterated hatred for OU. Larry’s powerful, hate-filled heart will give him strength and hope and comfort over the course of the difficult week ahead, and it will prove to be the difference maker come Saturday, when Larry’s glorious, long-deferred, destiny will be at last fulfilled, and the world shall know the eternal truth what we and Larry have always known. OU ******* sux!
 
There's been a lot of tension in NYC lately with the convention, the protests and general uneasiness. But let me tee you folks, it's nothing compared to this. The survival of Larry has this entire town in a frenzy. The air is electric and you can cut the tension with a knife.

Folks, these are desperate times, and desparate measures are needed. We may have to cryogenically freeze Larry to ensure his survival from blowU assasins. We may have to guard him around the clock I may be broken man right now, but I am willing to sacifice myself to the cause!

Who's with me?
 
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