I have grown a spider named Larry

[Loree]

Where's the update???????

HorninNYC, you slacking!!!!!

 

[hullabelew]

Dammit, 9:30
No Larry update posted
but, OU still sucks

 

[Hornin NYC]

I didn't look this morning I overslept but it was damn cold outside.

Interestingly, I got home yesterday and one of my cats trouped downstairs with a bird in her mouth.
Her first kill.

Larry has a personal cat bodyguard.

 

[Loree]

I have to wait until tomorrow to know how Larry is doing?

That is just cruel

 

[HornGal01]

My Horn co-workers and myself will be in agony all day wondering how Larry is doing. We will assume he is chilling in the tomato plant hating OU.

 

[hornimal]

keep it real, larry

 

[Smurfette]

In his neat clean web,
(No arkansas trailer park)
Vive la Larry!!

 

[Hornin NYC]

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[HornHawk]

Larry Haiku #5

Waiting in the dark
Devouring all things crimson
Vive la Larry!

(alternative last line: ou does sucketh!)

 

[Smurfette]

The posts of Larry
Should never fall this low down
Viva la larry!!!

 

[MirrOlure]

I'm not buying into any of this newfangled Larry karma until I hear from SpiderAg....

 

[Rimbo]

requesting status report on lucky spider

 

[Chooky]

Mmmm. Must sleep. Goodnight, Larry.

 

[Oranjello]

We need an update on Larry. Or at least a photoshop of him gobbling up AP.

 

[Hornin NYC]

It's actually dark when I get up but he's fine, it was cold monday night but not last night

 

[Travisio]

You're killing your father Larry

 

[Texanne]

Imagine if we could teach Larry to actually PLAY football. A guy with eight legs probably could cover some ground, and he could really wrap up the football ... he'd never fumble!

I fervently hope that Larry is well, as we are about 48:20:00 from kickoff. We're going to need all the spider mojo we can get.

 

[HoosierHorn]

HiN...
How is Larry going to watch the game? If he makes it another couple of nights, doesn't he deserve to see spoils of his voyage into Hornfan history?

My biggest concern is if we do win, how do we keep Larry alive for a year?

"ou sucks" - Larry

 

[suttree]

I think someone needs to Photoshop a Charlotte's Web pick to say "OU Sucks" instead of "Some pig," or whatever Charlotte liked to say.

 

[HornGal01]

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[bullzak]

Charlottes Web is a kiddie story. But if we beat OU I am gonna cry when Larry dies.

But if they beat us by 50 blowtorch his ***.

Sorry Larry. Desperate times here.

 

[TheRealBizHorn]

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[Bevo's Buddy]

Yesterday my dog almost killed the Teminix guy when he tried to enter her domain. It was her way of saying, "You'd better not **** with Larry or I'll severely maim your sorry ***!!" Of course, it should go without saying that she thinks OU sucks.

 

[Loree]

I was trying to explain this thread to a friend of mine today. He looked at me like I had lost my mind........Granted it wouldn't be a long trip, but Larry must live!

 

[BurntOrangeOrder]

Does Larry hate the braves too?

 

[hornfan17]

Have we had a confirmed Larry sighting in the last 2 days?

 

[Longhorn Al]

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[HoosierHorn]

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[OldHippie]

Devours his prey.
Hates OU with a passion.
Venomous Larry.

 

[BurntOrangeOrder]

F_ the Bush administration and their regulations, we must begin cloning Larry immediately.

In Larry we trust.