I have grown a spider named Larry

Larry was happy this mornign even though it was a bit nippy. Does anyone want to knit him a very small 8 legged sweater? 5 more nights
 
I say build a greenhouse around him quickly. I'm amazed you haven't already done it

Outdoor heater maybe???
 
We agreed that in order for him to affect the outcome of the OU game he must survive the elements unnasisted.

Larry hates OU, he was bitching about it this morning.
 
I agree, otherwise you might affect the space time continuum and inadvertently reverse the ou suckage. It would also be very similar to crossing the streams.
 
This of course is stricly a hypothetical question:

If OU(sucks) were somehow able to, oh I don't know, beat Texas, does Larry get sacrificed?
 
Well, let's look at recent events:

1. A series of hurricanes ravage florida and the east coast.
2. Earthquakes hit Cali
3. Mt/ St. Helen's erupts.
4. A spider named Larry who ******* hates OU survives the NYC cold......

And why is this happening?

It's because the suckness of Norman OK are causing the US to collapse from the outside in.

Kicking OU's *** this year is a matter of life or death!!!
 
I am worried. We have not heard about Larry's cuisine lately. Should I package up Leroy and overnight him to NYC?? Want to make sure Larry is eating 3 squares a day.
 
Who has a pilots license? Maybe in order to fulfill his destiny Larry must be flown from NYC to Dallas and dropped upon the battlefield. That sacred ground that some claim to once have been a land known as middle earth.

My God! Larry could be a harbinger of the apocalypse! Horn in NYC beware of suspicous looking large man apes with a whitehand painted on their faces. These are not salesman. If they get too close you must get Larry grab a close friend and make for a bar named THE PONY in the town of Bree.

There you will meet a mysterious caped nomad. He will take you on a long and fanciful journey. Upon this journey you will discover who you are who Larry is and how many licks it takes to get the center of a lollipop. Armed with this knowledge you will be beamed aboard the USS Enterprise. Spock will do a brain scan on Larry whereupon it is discovered that Larry is the last of a magical order of jedi knights.

Larry will learn to use the force, fashion his own light sabre, and lead the rebel forces to a stunning defeat of imperial suckage know as the sooners. How can this be you ask? Because he is the quisat arichnadach!


Larry for President 2008.
 
L3 !!

at the next home game all of us raise 3 fingers and do an L with the other hand
 
Larry ate a mosquito looking thing yesterday. At least that's what it looked like, he had ripped it's head off.
 
i have a question.

has larry had sex yet? if not, you should scare away any girlie spiders until after the game. when we beat ou's ***, let him get laid. explain this to him in advance so he understands how important this win is to his personal enjoyment.
 
RIP HIS HEAD OFF, RIP HIS HEAD OFF!

Seriously this weather is starting to worry me. Low last night was mid 40's, looks like the worst of it though.
 
Looks like the weather will hold out:The Link

Viva la Larry.

BTW, Hornin, does Larry get excited when his namesake wreaks havoc on the field? You should start feeding him a fruit fly everytime Dibbles makes a play.
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horn nyc,

Listen, I'm in for a couple of bucks for a space heater if it's a gittin' too cold up there. I have learned if my 40 years of life that sometimes you don't sit back and wait on the powerst that be. You have to take things into your own hands.
 
I'm going to be making a Larry tshirt in the next couple of days if it works out. Look for me around the Fair. Long Live Larry over the photoshopped pic of Larry eating Bob Stoops. I'm thinking of adding one of these haikus under the pic. So far, I'm liking Haiku #2.
 
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