I have grown a spider named Larry

nah even during the day hes just a black speck and he's like the 1.5 inches across with big *** OU eating fangs
 
Do any of your fb's know any photographers in town? Surely they've got connections.

Try taking the pic during the day, when the sun is shining on him and don't use a flash. Also, stand back a reasonable distance and zoom into him. The camera will be able to focus better that way. If you try to get too close, it'll focus on other things. Hope that helps.
 
Actually come to think of it one of my threesome spares is a photographer, I'll get her to shoot some shots.
 
Another term for my ever-growing lexicon: "Threesome Spare." I don't have any of those. I don't even have the original equipment to replace with a spare.
 
Falloutboy, I have a Larry exactly like your Larry (although I'm quite certain that it's a Laura, not a Larry). St. Andrews' Cross Spiders are ENORMOUS... up to 3 inches including the legs, and can eat something twice their size. Ours is about 2.5 inches.
 
Larry is only thing giving me hope for a victory this year. I wasn't even going to go to Dallas, but now after reading about Larry, I am going. I will build a shrine to Larry after the victory and honor his memory always.
 
I have a wife that I keep paying the bills to feed and who keeps gaining weight and getting larger and larger.

I don't know if there is any connection with that and beating OU, however.
 
Honestly Larry only has to make it like 9 more days to die happy.

I'm pretty sure he's going to make it.
 
I seem to have grown a spider that is, thus far, nameless. He doesn't seem to have any opinion about OU. I just wanted to make sure we haven't established a moratorium on all spiders before OU. Am I going to jinx the game if I relocate him to the greenbelt?
 
Predictions, straight from Madam Hipple's ethereal spirit, which visited me in a dream last night:
Texas beats OU
The Virgin Mary will be spotted on Larry's abdomen, causing HorninNYC's apartment to become NYC's most visited tourist attraction, surpassing the Statue of Liberty and King Kong's gravesite
The University of Texas will change its mascot, becoming the Arachnids
Denius Field will undergo a name change to Larry Field
Next year's RRS will feature a new trophy, the Silver Web
 
If Larry dies, which he won't, just tell us he lives. I couldn't bear reading Larry's obituary. hmm whats that I hear, OU SUCKS!!!
 
I went home lastnight and fuckng Larry was gone, no web no nothing.

I was freaking out but he had just walked over to the other side of the fence, made a new web and was sitting right in the middle hating OU.

I was not happy walking aroudn with my flashlight for ten minutes before I found him.
 
I am right now appreciating the absurdity of my checking in on the well being of a spider in NYC every morning.

Oh well, more scarry is, I've done stranger things LOL
 
NOT COOL HORNIN NYC!!!!
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I can't believe I just somewhat panicked that a spider 1000 miles away from me was missing for 10 minutes. Larry, you better last nine more days, damnit.
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