That Wacky RC

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.Busting a gut reading limericks about the aggies misfortunes: PRICELESS!
 
You got to love our man Mack.
He made all them Aggies look whack.
Could you please buy Jamar
A brand new sports car
To junk after shooting up smack?
 
RC to stud wideout recruit
"I can't offer a bag full of loot
but while Toombs totes the rock
you'll learn how to block
and sometimes even run a route"
 
The Ags want a QB like Chance Mock
And a pass catching phenom like Brock
But all they can pass
Is Wings N More gas
So they looked for QB's who could block.*******
 
Cried the wacky aggie RC
Pointing the finger square at DG
Because of the lies
of those internet guys
I'll be playing a linebacker at QB
 
There was a coach named RC
Of whom Aggies made a big fuss.
Along came a Mack
Who went on the attack,
And left RC in his dust.[This message has been edited by garfield (edited 02-03-2000).]
 
The letters have all been received,
And if RC is to be believed,
The whole internet's wrong,
Because aggies all get along.
Those poor players have all been deceived.
 
Here's to that Gomer named Slocum
to ink the recruits he'd stroke'em
but he was handed his ***
'cause he was so poor with the pass
and now he wants to choke'em
 
The Show is fancy and neat,
Wings'n'More is a great place to eat.
And RC will not fail,
To post player's bail,
So why do the aggies get beat?
 
It's the option! That'll be fun!
No, let's pass! No, let's throw! No, let's run!
Our new Gulf Coast Scheme,
Will be a quarterback's dream.
(But really, we'll be punting a ton).
 
You can get Jamey to edit the posts,
And have the Zone that crams in the most.
But when recruits come to town,
And you show them around,
You shouldn't have Toombs as the host.
 
RC sought a QB in Nantucket,
and said "you won't throw, you'll tuck it!"
You'll gain 2 yards
behind our big guards,
If u throw a DB will pluck it!
 
The Ags can stand and holler,
in their cult they'll forever waller;
But they all know, that no recruit would show,
Unless they got a Jag for a dollar;
 
Toombs said, "Coach, I want to play Tail;"
"With me, the team cannot fail;"
So he entered his plea;
Got beat by the Nittany;
And now, he's just trying to make bail.
 
RC was in a desperate strait
So to Roy and BJ he held out the bait
'Please please be an Ag
So our offense won't sag
And we'll feature you in the Swinging Gate.'
 
Yes, the Texas Agricultural & Mechanical College did win the football game last year and if they win the next 30+ consecutive years they will catch up.
 
RC said: "Come to College Station.
Our 12th man will give you ovations.
And you won't get much sleep,
when we show you our sheep,
and let you give in to temptation!"
 
Said the moderator to Ag69 devoted,
whose attempt at a limmerick was noted,
"this is a recruiting board, young plowhand!"
Put some thought in your limmerick beforehand.------------------
"The swinging gate. That is about as smart as putting in a BMW dealership in East Texas"[This message has been edited by garfield (edited 02-03-2000).]
 
Those aggies love RC at the Station
They say he's the best in the nation
He's the only one that can pick a sleeper
But the QB's all run the keeper
And the receivers block for the duration'Tis not true aggies are offensive
They take pride in being defensive
The coach likes punts
And the lines are runts
'Tis not true aggies are offensiveDid I hear some apprehension?
Was there a bit of dissension?
From the Big 3 they got zero,
So their machine does not go aero,
And there is no need to mention the tension.------------------
~v~ Hook 'em Horns ~v~ ... 1999 Big XII South Champions ... ~v~ Hook 'em Horns ~v~
 
RC saw Mack's recruiting go well,
so he paid off Dinesh Patel;
saying "don't let them eat,
otherwise we'll get beat,
and then I'll have to work for Dell";
 
More poetic musings from Slocum to potential recruits:"Losing Lechler has caused us to hunt
for a great kid like you who can punt.
So come play for us,
and we won't make a fuss
if you join Jamar Toombs for a blunt."
 
There once was a coach named Mack
Whose QB was flat on his back
But he flashed everyone his smile
And said "Just give me a while"
And the country bought into his hypeThen it's three years later
And there's now just a crater
Of where his precious QB
Pretty boy Simmsy used to beThe recruits have long since gone away
For a good team they want to play
When asked they say "Mach who?"
We want to be part of the Wrecking Crew
 
When they compared their class to the Horns,
The aggies did seem forlorn,
But they still love RC, for which UT is grateful,
For he can only recruit half a plateful.------------------
"The swinging gate. That is about as smart as putting in a BMW dealership in East Texas"
 
jdawg- Maybe you had better read up on just what a limerick is supposed to be. It has a flow with the syllables and rhymes, and follows the A-A-B-B-A pattern. Like this:Since Coach Slocum has run into Mack,
his recruiting is starting to lack.
Now the Aggies all know
what we said long ago:
that RC really doesn't know jack.There, now try again...[This message has been edited by greenehorn (edited 02-03-2000).]
 
Ags vented the concerns on the Net,
About the recruits they couldn't get,
RC replied, "hey two-percenter,
We can't build a winner,
When you constantly fume and fret!"As RC contemplates the forward pass,
The two-percenters are now a great mass.
Blown out by OU,
Blanked by NU,
Now the Horns resume kicking your ***!
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"I Am" -- God, 2000 B.C.
"I am Horn" -- Me, 2000 A.D.
 
There once was a poster named JDawg [who also could be described as a prick];
who apparently did not have a ******* clue as to the appropriate meter and structure of a limerick;
His attempt to retaliate;
met a dismal fate;
and he wonders why we characterize barely literate phillistines such as him as a "hick."
 
There once was a thing called the truth
But to get it from Ags takes a sleuth
Cause to fight off confusion
They invent some delusion
And they brainwash their army of youth
 
As RC dreams of the proverbial cloud o dust
Big Toooooombs rolls to another bust
Good Ags all know
What'll make the dobber grow
It's a fleecy creature with a look full o lust
 
The aggies are in a state of frustration,
A limerick is beyond comprehension.
They cannot fight back, their literary skills do lack,
And this thread is headed for the classics------------------
"The swinging gate. That is about as smart as putting in a BMW dealership in East Texas"[This message has been edited by garfield (edited 02-03-2000).]
 
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