Quick Question for Longhorn Fans

[theiioftx]

Mira Sorvino eating an ice cream cone

 

[horninchicago]

Pizza Hut is experimenting using round to go boxes.

Why don't they just make square pizzas?

 

[Texanne]

I like aTm. If you know the secret code, money comes out.

In a FedEx envelope.

 

[WorsterMan]

CIA or MOSSAD?

 

[horninchicago]

Personally I always liked the Beatles more than the Beetles.

All your Beatles are belong to us.

 

[WorsterMan]

Whataburger or Fuddruckers?

 

[horninchicago]

Whataburger or Fuddruckers?

Now that is uphauling right there!

Are they rivals?

 

[Texanne]

aggy is like a booger: annoying as **** until you remove it. Then you just flick it away.

 

[WorsterMan]

Now that is uphauling right there!

Are they rivals?

No, not really.... IMO apples and oranges in the burger whirled...

 

[dukesteer]

Careful, @dukesteer will tell you that Brian Wilson was better than Brian Wlison.

Well, I always thought that Malcom Brown was a better player than Malcolm Brown.

 

[dukesteer]

Do you think that Tom Herman is thin skinned or thick skinned?

Serious question.

 

[WorsterMan]

Do you think that Tom Herman is thin skinned or thick skinned?

Serious question.

Hmmm, good question... IMO more thin than we think. Since you axed the question Duke, what do you think?

Serious question.

 

[Giovanni Jones]

So guys, Herpes. Are you in favor or against herpes?

Serious question.

If Bubonic Plague makes a comeback, you'll thank your lucky stars for having herpes.

 

[horninchicago]

Hmmm, good question... IMO more thin than we think. Since you axed the question Duke, what do you think.

Serious question.

I think he is thin skinned.

I prefer thick skinned fried chicken though.

 

[horninchicago]

If Bubonic Plague makes a comeback, you'll thank your lucky stars for having herpes.

 

[WorsterMan]

Whenever at a low spot in life... I always look to Carl Spackler in Caddy Shack for inspiration!

 

[dukesteer]

Hmmm, good question... IMO more thin than we think. Since you axed the question Duke, what do you think?

Serious question.

Yep. Paper thin. (Serious answer.)

 

[Giovanni Jones]

Whenever at a low spot in life... I always look to Carl Spackler in Caddy Shack for inspiration!

When I seek inspiration & motivation from the words of Bill Murray, it's usually the "It Just Doesn't Matter!" speech from Meatballs

 

[horninchicago]

When I seek inspiration & motivation from the words of Bill Murray, it's usually the "It Just Doesn't Matter!" speech from Meatballs

The fact he did not win an Oscar for that scene is akin to VY and Colt not winning Heismans.

It just doesn't matter.

 

[Giovanni Jones]

The fact he did not win an Oscar for that scene is akin to VY and Colt not winning Heismans.

It just doesn't matter.

I just realized that movie came out 40 summers ago. Where has my life gone?

 

[horninchicago]

I hear Bill Murray and Chevy Chase were rivals.

 

[horninchicago]

I just realized that movie came out 40 summers ago. Where has my life gone?

Right down the crapper with all the rest of us.

 

[theiioftx]

Has anyone seen LonghornLawyer? I’m worried.

 

[Vol Horn 4 Life]

Do you consider Texas A&M to be a rival?

This guy does!

 

[WorsterMan]

Ive always suspected Longhorn Lawyer and Spider Ag were the same posters... discuss.

 

[FWHORN]

I have always preferred bar b que to tex mex.

 

[Vol Horn 4 Life]

I have always preferred bar b que to tex mex.

I'm not even sure how to respond to this. That's like choosing between this:

Or this:

I mean really....

 

[WorsterMan]

I'm not even sure how to respond to this. That's like choosing between this:

Or this:

I mean really....

Uhh, Alex I'll pick door #2 !!!

 

[Giovanni Jones]

I'll pick Michelle Pfeiffer's Catwoman over all the other contenders

 

[ViperHorn]

Why don't they just make square pizzas?

Aerodynamically unsound as square anything does not fly (example flying saucers are round for a reason). You of all people should know that.