My toaster.....****UPDATE****

i dont know how a thread this awesome has eluded me for so long. i just read the whole thing.

the army sounds awesome. a buddy of mine is in the army special forces, and returns from afghanistan within the next month, after being over there for quite a while. 8-9 months, i think. i wonder if he has any similar stories.
 
Mrs. M. My brother is in the AirForce. He teaches at the base in San Antonio. We spoke last night because my daughter and I are meeting him and his gf for lunch on Friday. I asked him if there were any weird ladies at the base who were attached to old toasters as in the Army. His reaction was WTF???? Then I explained your sitch to him and gave him step-by-steps to come onto HFs for your toaster epic. I cannot wait to touch base about this delicious soap opera!
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I concur, we toaster groupies humbly request a photo of the duct taped toaster-this thread without it is like a bagel sans cream cheese, toast without jelly.
 
Wow. I've never been on Esther's since it was founded, but I'm glad a friend told me about this thread. This is a Curb Your Enthusiasm, Office, and Seinfeld episode all rolled into one. Can't wait for more updates.

But if I read it correctly, get well soon with the stones Mrs. Mac!
 
Here's a mini update...

My wife was in the hospital from late Monday night until she came home last night. She plans on being at work Monday and updating you guys will be her #1 priority. Other work stuff can wait.
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I just now read this thread - it's by far the funniest thing I have read in a long time.
That toaster lady is batshit crazy. Makes you wonder how people like that keep a job.
 
We had a similar situation at my work when we moved into our new building a few years ago. Two different departments had microwaves and wanted THEIR microwave to go into the breakroom. There was a little bit of fractiousness over it. But I guess we are not like Toaster Lady, the drama queen of Alaska -- we discovered that we can all exist with TWO microwaves in the breakroom! And another department added a toaster oven, so now we have THREE cooking implements that people can use. Imagine ... three people can be cooking something ALL AT THE SAME TIME!

I am wondering how this thread got to 142 posts and I had never seen it. I am glad I clicked tonight, and I eagerly await the next installment from Toastergate.
 
Ummm.

Wow.

That's a strange place y'all live in up there.

Parking-area-spray-paint man.
Drug rumor busybody.
Toaster-taking twit.

Is it the short daylight?

Is this cast of characters all military imports? What are the true "locals" like? Are they nuts also?

Does the army just ship all the oddballs to Alaska? (...and what does that say about the Macs?)
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I mean this lady breaks your toaster and charges you for the replacement? How in the world did you not hit her with it?

And in the middle of all this, Kidney Stones?

You guys are a sitcom. Seriously.

I'd call it "Macanudo Station, Alaska" and use HornFans as the plotframe.






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if there "happens" to be a pilot in the next year or so (on FOX of course, who else would buy this ridiculousness?) that strangely resembles this story, i promise to donate the proceeds to a kickass tailgate and cater whataburger, just for the macs.
 
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