Michtex, I applaud you for having the patience to put some sense into our rw brethren. I'm not sure you'll be successful tho.
See, here's what has been happening:
The right created this monster, they named it "Barack HUSSEIN Obama" - BHO. BHO is commie, socialist muslim (??!!), who was born in Kenya. BHO managed to get into Harvard through AA, then "palled around with terrorists" for a while. He then fooled America into voting for him. Then the takeover began - support of Sharia law, taking away peoples' guns for the eventual govt takeover.
A white knight in shining armor then showed up - Mitt Romney. He picked another white knight in shining armor - Paul Ryan. The two of them were finally gonna rid this great country of the black monster - BHO. And then they would "take our country back".
The problem with all this was that all of this was IMAGINARY! Residing only in the MINDS of people who lead their lives based on a fat methane bag radio hosts dictates.
When americans actually started focussing on the issues and realized the bull sh!t that Romney-Ryan were trying to peddle, they said shove it. REALITY HIT HOME! But just as folks who like to live in denial, these same folks are twisting and turning in despair to somehow avoid reality.
It's funny and sad at the same time. In the end, the country wins so it's all good.