I submit for worst movie ever made.

These two jump immediately to mind:
1. Neighbors with Dan Ackroyd and John Belushi. Classic comedy duo in a classic bomb.
2. Enemy Mine with Lou Gossett in a cheesy space alien costume.
Both unwatchable
Honorable mention: Napoleon Dynamite - almost unwatchable
 
The worst movie ever is and always will be Broken Arrow.

On top of the Worst Picture nod, it also takes home Worst Actor for Travolta, and Worst Athlete in a Supporting Role for Howie Long.

Without this film, Travolta would not have been able to win the Lifetime Achievement Award for Worst Actor of All Time. Okay, he still would have won it, but it would not be the landslide that it is.
 
If I want culture and would like to learn more about the duality of man, I certainly am not going to think I'll find it in a war movie with Woody Harrelson in it. I think I'd go to a museum.
 
i agree on the cliche-ness of Saving Private Ryan.. the shaking hand bit with Hanks always makes me roll my eyes. Good movie, however.

I thought "Shark Attack 3" was considered by many the worst movie ever. Check it out on You Tube.
 
ROBOCOP?!?!?!?!
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Anyone who truly understands the filmmaking process and has seen what can only be described as a terrible attempt at filmmaking, will know that this thread should have been done at the first mention of "Manos: The Hands of Fate. " (gotta love the hands/hands repetition deal in the title)

Seriously, the were 70's porn films with more coherent storylines, production value, and yes, even more competent acting and directing. If you have not seen Manos and you enjoy bad cinema, you need to go ahead check it out. This trainwreck will make you reappraise how bad a movie can actually be.
 
New York, New York - a moldy oldie, but horrible just the same.

Contact flat out put me to sleep.

Plan 9 from Outer Space is so bad that it's funny.
 
Manos, Hands of Fate is truly some piss-poor filmaking and storytelling; however it does have one saving grace. It provided the material for one of the funniest episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000, which by the way has an Earl Campbell reference.
 
Who's Kevin Nealon??? I haven't watched a full episode of SNL since Ackroyd and Belushi left. Honestly, I don't hate Napoleon Dynamite, but I think I was expecting too much after hearing so many of my co-workers describing it as "the funniest movie ever made"...which by the way is actually Blazing Saddles, but that's a topic for a different thread.
 
You don't hate Napoleon Dynamite yet it's the worst movie ever made?

Half of you fucknuts probably never give straight answers. Rather, you always get cute and come up with something that you think is controversial, but is instead just totally wrong. Try giving a simple, straight answer to a simple question every once in a while - people will start taking you seriously.

Many of the movies listed here are overrated or pretentious. But that does not = worst movie ever made.

Road House is not the worst movie ever made. It falls into the so bad it's totally awesome category.

I think the worst movie ever made has to be incredibly boring. If movies are primarily meant to entertain us, then this is the most important criteria. Technical shittiness, bad plot, acting, etc. are all also important. But the worst movie ever cannot have any entertainment value whatsoever by my criteria.

That is why I think Plan 9 is the worst movie ever. Yes, I rented it and actually watched about 75% of it before turning it off. I understand that some people find it entertaining. I do not. Not only is it completely incomprehensible and technically disasterous, but it's mind-numbingly boring. It actually turns into a very slow-moving movie after the first 20 minutes or so. I would have rather just looked at a wall.
 
Mr. Falcon, lighten up. I didn't say Napoleon Dynamite was the worst movie ever made, merely honorable mention. The first two films I listed were far worse. N.D. did have one line which made me crack a smile (BOW TO YOUR SENSEI). Other than that, I found it completely unfunny and not entertaining. So sue me. I will agree that Plan 9 is a complete shitfest. It's just bad...really, really bad. The fact that you were able to sit through 75% of it speaks highly of your tolerance level for pain.
 
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seriously...this movie was just bad up until the last 5 minutes...but then the "aliens from mars started evolution so whats-his-face is gonna go live with em" turned it from bad to really god damn awful...
 
Mister Falcon:

I don't know if I'm one of the fuckwads you are referring to but I thought my answer was pretty straightforward. Road House sucks -- at least in my opinion. If you have a different one, so be it. But "falls into the category of so bad its totally awesome" sounds like it is "cute but said to be controversial."

Lighten up, numbnuts.
 
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