How do you ask a woman out on a date?

[Quadry]

Holy ****, this thread is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This might be the funniest thing ever posted...

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[ERhine]

You sent her 3 PMs??? Are you Mikey from Swingers?

(Credit to Kaiser for that one).

 

[stillaphlopin]

 

[jt09]

Wait a minute....a stripper needs help moving and a babysitter? What?

 

[Quadry]

From reading this thread, I would not think that you had any trouble asking a woman out.

 

[SA_Town_Horn]

Punt,

Have you met Shamewoods? I bet you two would have a blast together.

I swear, there is more estrogen on this thread than a Lilith Fair concert.

 

[Punt on 1st Down]

No, I don't know Shamewoods.

Ho hum, what the hell. Life plays out however it does.

I'd like it to work out nicely but ... we'll see.

 

[ghost]

Kaiser - That cookie picture is just wrong.....freaking hysterical!!

 

[Jive_Turkey]

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[bigup2dahorns]

i go away from this thread for what, half a day? and come back to this turn of events. i may give up on this thread because it has given up on me. i'm waiting for the discussion of numbchuck and bowstaff skillz

 

[stillaphlopin]

It would help if you are Australian as well...or at least fake an accent.

 

[SA_Town_Horn]

I bet she'd be impressed if you told her that you were on Friday Night Lights.

 

[TxArch]

Man, this thread has taken a 180 into WTF-ville. Sorry to say Punt, I love your golf posts, but you've begun to remind me of my college friends that were CS majors with this thread. From your last few posts, you make it sound as if you don't really care about this woman at work. If that's the case, then just own up & ask her out, & if she rejects you, it won't hurt as much as if you were infatuated with her.

P.S. About the bikes, skills, & jumps, rent yourself a copy of napoleon dynamite & repost.

 

[utexas_61]

you are not money baby

 

[EuroHorn]

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[MilkmanDan]

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[scottsins]

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[Punt on 1st Down]

Well, Jive, I guess we just have different ideas about what "confidence" means.

I've been in a 7 year marriage and subsequent 6 year realationship, as well as an earlier 4 year relationship. It's not like I haven't had balls.

Have you been in 17 years worth of relationships? Do you have any clue about the quantity of confidence that requires? Apparently not.

You have to be confident 365 24/7 for several years, not just for 3 hours or 3 weeks while you're trying to get laid. Don't give me this baloney.

I really don't know what else to say to your posts. You seem to be somewhat clueless.

 

[TxArch]

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[KaiserSoze]

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[MilkmanDan]

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[utexas_61]

i didn't catch the reference

 

[KaiserSoze]

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[jt09]

It's becoming more and more obvious what the problem is here.

 

[utexas_61]

that someone on this thread sucks at life?

 

[KaiserSoze]

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[Punt on 1st Down]

Well, this thread has absolutely gone to hell (maybe that's mostly my fault, but it certainly hasn't played out how I would have intended ... again, probably my fault).

 

[UTGal]

 

[rtchorn]

I'd really like to feel sorry for PO1D, but he brought this **** on himself.

 

[DLev]

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