When is it too early for pizza? It's a little after 10:00 am and I've got a hankerin' for a Jeno's Pepperoni pizza.
OTOH, I don't think pepperoni would be good this early. Something about a Jeno's Pepperoni pizza in the morning just doesn't sound quite right. Maybe it's the pepperoni.
Don't get me wrong, Jeno's Pepperoni pizza is my favorite Jeno's pizza. Hell, it's my favorite pizza period. I love Jeno's Pepperoni pizza. It's just that I don't think a Jeno's Pepperoni pizza would be good this early in the morning. Because of the pepperoni.
I could go with a Jeno's Supreme pizza. Actually, the peppers and the veggies and the sausage and the peppero...wait a minute. I don't think Jeno's Pepperoni pizza would be good in the morning so I bet I wouldn't like Jeno's Supreme pizza in the morning either. Because of the Pepperoni.
Well, all I've got left in the freezer is a Jeno's Sausage & Pepperoni pizza and a Jeno's Sausage Pizza. Hey, sausage, that could be good in the morning. I like sausage for breakfast. Not the link kind, the kind that's like a weiner, but the sausage that's like ground hamburger. You know ground sausage. I like that for breakfast with eggs.
But after Jeno's Pepperoni Pizza, Jeno's Sausage & Pepperonie pizza is my second favorite. Why wouldn't I have my second favorite Jeno's pizza, because I really have a hankerin' for Jeno's pizza and if I can't have my favorite, which is Jeno's Pepperonie pizza, I might as well have my second favorite, Jeno's Sausage & Pepperonie.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, I can't have Jeno's Sausage & Pepperonie now because Jeno's Sausage & Pepperonie has pepperoni in it and I don't like Pepperoni this early. Even though I like pepperoni. It's on my favorite pizza, Jeno's Pepperoni.
****, I can't eat any Jeno's pizzas now because they all have Pepperoni and it's too early for pepperoni. I think I have a Totino's pizza in the freezer but I think it's a Supreme pizza, which probably has pepperoni.
I better go check...