Favorite pizza?

Gino's in Round Rock is as authentic as it comes. The family is from Gela, Sicily, and the **** is damn good.
 
Yep, they got 'em. Kroger's got in a new shipment of Jeno's pepperoni pizzas! Just confirmed it with a phone call.

The manager remembered me from when I came in to exchange the Totino's Sausage & Pepperonie pizza for the Jeno's Pepperoni, except they were out of Jeno's Pepperoni pizzas at the time. He said he would hold me one for me if I promised not to bring back the receipt for the Totino's Sausage & Pepperonie pizza that I pulled out of the trash when I originally came in to trade the Totino's Sausage & Pepperonie pizza for the Jeno's Pepperoni pizza, which they were out of at the time. I said, "Deal!"

So now I've got to run right over to Kroger because the managaer is holding that Jeno's Pepperoni pizza for me.

Now all I have to do is decide which beer goes best with Jeno's Pepperoni pizza because I had decided to get Lite Beer from Miller to go with the Totino's Supreme I was going to eat before I found out that Kroger had gotten in a new shipment of Jeno's Pepperoni pizzas. And like I said before, just because Lite Beer from Miller would go best with Totino's Sausage & Pepperoni pizza that doesn't mean that it would go best with Jeno's Pepperoni pizza. I mean Totino's Supreme pizza. I don't like Totino's sausage.

On the other hand, just because Lite Beer from Miller would go best with Totino's Supreme pizza, that doesn't necessarily mean that Lite Beer from Miller wouldn't go best with Jeno's Pepperoni pizza. Or does it?

Oh what difference does it make, it's about a five minute ride to the Kroger, I'll figure it out on the way over there. Where the hell are my keys?
 
I'm so ******* hungry now. I can't get Gatti's buffet and late night Gumby's Pizza rolls with random Harden House girls off my mind.
 
I always keep a couple Jeno's pizzas in the freezer for times like you describe. Jeno's Pepperoni pizza, Jeno's Sausage & Pepperonie pizza, Jeno's Supreme pizza and maybe even a Totino's Pepperoni for variety.

Can't help you with the Hardon House girls...
 
When is it too early for pizza? It's a little after 10:00 am and I've got a hankerin' for a Jeno's Pepperoni pizza.

OTOH, I don't think pepperoni would be good this early. Something about a Jeno's Pepperoni pizza in the morning just doesn't sound quite right. Maybe it's the pepperoni.

Don't get me wrong, Jeno's Pepperoni pizza is my favorite Jeno's pizza. Hell, it's my favorite pizza period. I love Jeno's Pepperoni pizza. It's just that I don't think a Jeno's Pepperoni pizza would be good this early in the morning. Because of the pepperoni.

I could go with a Jeno's Supreme pizza. Actually, the peppers and the veggies and the sausage and the peppero...wait a minute. I don't think Jeno's Pepperoni pizza would be good in the morning so I bet I wouldn't like Jeno's Supreme pizza in the morning either. Because of the Pepperoni.

Well, all I've got left in the freezer is a Jeno's Sausage & Pepperoni pizza and a Jeno's Sausage Pizza. Hey, sausage, that could be good in the morning. I like sausage for breakfast. Not the link kind, the kind that's like a weiner, but the sausage that's like ground hamburger. You know ground sausage. I like that for breakfast with eggs.

But after Jeno's Pepperoni Pizza, Jeno's Sausage & Pepperonie pizza is my second favorite. Why wouldn't I have my second favorite Jeno's pizza, because I really have a hankerin' for Jeno's pizza and if I can't have my favorite, which is Jeno's Pepperonie pizza, I might as well have my second favorite, Jeno's Sausage & Pepperonie.

Wait a minute, wait a minute, I can't have Jeno's Sausage & Pepperonie now because Jeno's Sausage & Pepperonie has pepperoni in it and I don't like Pepperoni this early. Even though I like pepperoni. It's on my favorite pizza, Jeno's Pepperoni.

****, I can't eat any Jeno's pizzas now because they all have Pepperoni and it's too early for pepperoni. I think I have a Totino's pizza in the freezer but I think it's a Supreme pizza, which probably has pepperoni.

I better go check...
 
What does that mean...what does that mean?

Is it some sort of code? Tell me, please.

Is 183 an aisle number? Is Milto the manager of the Kroger?

I know I'm on the Jeno's mailing list because I keep gettting those "members only" coupons in the newspaper, but is there a higher level where they give out code words so that only select members know how to get their newest products?

After all the Jeno's pizzas I've bought and eaten, and all the free publicity I've given them, I can't believe they're keeping me out of the loop.This is ********!
 
Anything is better than that putrid **** that Jeno's claims is Pizza. Absolute worst stuff on the market.
 
So I just ate a Totino's pepperonie pizza and all I can say is WOW!! Best pizza I've ever had. We also have a Totino's Sausage and a Totino's supreme pizza in the freezer and I will let yall know how those turn out.

Totino's is 675 billion times better than Jeno's.
 
I just had the Totino's supreme pizza and all I can say is WOW! It was better than the Totino's Pepperoni pizza. I cant wait to try the Totino's sausage pizza, although I doubt I'll like it any better than the other two because I generally like pepperoni pizza and supreme pizza better than I like sausage pizza, so I dont see why Totino's pizza would be any different.

I'll let yall know how it turns out.
 
I had a Totino's combination (sausage and pepperoni) pizza tonight during that suck-*** basketball game and it was not as good as the Totino's pepperoni pizza or the Totino's supreme pizza. It was better than anything Jeno's has ever made, however.
 
Sorry BO. As I stated about a month ago, several of Totino's pizzas are in my top ten favorite pizzas.

That doesn't mean you're not a ***, but in fairness to Totino's...
 
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