fake army squeezing their nuggets on ABC

aggy db bullitt after the game - "We know they are not the better team!"

he has matt leinart syndrome
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my biggest issue with this crap is that when ever aggie goes and does something stupid on national tv its not just atm, its "Texas" atm.

if they were just a&m in college station I wouldn't care whose nuts they grab, but between this, their bitching with Seattle over the 12th man and other program screw ups, Texas gets associated with it and they bring the whole state down.

can we rename the school so they stop making the state look as bad?
 
I never realized this was actually true. I thought it was just some weird hunched over pose that looked like a self-squeeze. It never occurred to me that they were literally doing this. As much as we would like to think that we are utterly separated from the Ags, the truth is that this kind of crap creates a stigma that harms our entire state. Thanks, you morons.
 
when i first started reading this i thought it was total ******** till i saw the post from Texags and the screen shots. . All I can say is, Wow. I was actually was torn watching this game because I thought it would have been better for the conference if A&m won but I do freaking love Mike Leach. Even our aggies aren't that ******* stupid. Damn.
 
I too had a completely different picture in mind. I thought they just double over (as when you get a punch in the stomach) so that they can expel the last ounce of air to make their yells louder. How does self-mutilation help the team?
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Thank the lord eveyone else saw this. I saw it and didn't trust my eyes until I got the DVR working.
 
I am afraid to ask, but what is the Jizz Jar "tradition"?

Is it anything like the "worm jars" of vietnam?
 
Why do you think there are aggy jokes, and not TCU jokes, Baylor jokes, Rice jokes? You actually thought all this was urban legend? They really do these things. They are aggy. The sun sets in the west. This only scratches, er, squeezes the surface of their weirdness. UT didn't invent these stories, they are true.
 
That video confirms that there are several 2%ers in the corps.

There are a couple of them that aren't even squeezing...

How can they expect to beat ANYONE if they ALL don't squeeze their nuts like they are trying to get juice from them?
 
It's called self flagellation and it's an aggie tradition as tender to their hearts as sheep whispering.
 
After consideration, I now have decided that I like the Hammerhead in front the best.

But I am also curious why the "leader" with his back to the camera seems so nonchalant about the whole thing. It's like he's counting change in his hand and checking out some other Corps guy in the band's *** instead of caring about his guys squeezin'. That just ain't right. Dude in front is FEELING it (in more that one way) and his Den Mother is just ignoring him.
 
this was pretty funny seeing live on tv. i imagine 99.9% of the non-affiliated audience was wondering what the **** they were doing.
 
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