fake army squeezing their nuggets on ABC

Just watching that makes me wanna
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Photoshop suggestion:

The overhead shot of the CTs protecting Revillie (or however you spell that *****'s name), she has to be changed to a sheep. On her little dress must be written..."Baaa means No"
 
This made it onto the ESPNClassic Game of the Week. And by "this" I mean the nutsqueezin.

My dad cares zero about football... but I had to send him the link... he's usually pretty sympathetic toward aggy and their traditions/fanbase, but even he began to make fun of them!
 
After carefully anal...um, looking at the video version of this, I must apologize to #3 for ever doubting his aggyness.

#6, however, needs to be subjected a heavy dose of whatever gross **** they use to brainwash kids to do this stuff.
 
Really... you have to see the video to "grasp" the stupidity here. I just read this thread, and the picture was "funny ha ha" funny, but the video clip posted above - holy ****.

aggy is a weird weird place. Nothing like it in the Pac-10, and nothing like it in the real Army, where I work.
 
So if I am banned from Texags, does that somehow tie to my IP address? I would really like to reregister and go "contribute" to the discussion and it says that feature is "disabled"... I wonder if that's really the case. Damn.
 
We live in a rural county with a lot of farmers and ranchers. The aggie mom club regularly gets their names and pictures in the local paper. Two local moms had boys at a$m who made yell leader. Their picture was in the paper in a stance that was so gay looking (bent over with butt up and one butt cheek slightly higher than the other) I told my then high school aged son he was dead meat if he thought of going to a$m.

They are an embarrassment to the state of Texas.
 
I attempted, the best I was able, to explain to my wife this whole Aggie "squeezing thing".

After refusing to believe me for a while, she finally accepted it but asked me why the Aggies just didn't poke themselves in the eye with a stick instead....

I really couldn't give her a good answer to that.
 
I'm afraid to ask but why do they walk in such tight formation around the dog?

It also looks like in that picture with the dog that they're nutt to butt while grabbing the hips of the man in front of them. I'd say that's gay but that's an understatement and goes without saying...
 
For those of you who still won't believe this goes on, look under the goal posts on every field goal and extra point attempt. The yell leaders (yes, our esteemed governor was one of them) run over there, kneel on one knee, put their arm around the other, and squeeze away. One hand is around the next yell leader, the other, well, you know. This has gone on forever, at least 40 years that I can remember.
I couldn't believe it myself when I heard about it, but when it comes to aggy, truth is indeed stranger than fiction.
Don't forget about the horse laugh, which involves 60,000 fans imitating a horse releasing gas to rag on the officials or other team at a game. Or humping, or whooping, or the elephant walk.
They are designed to crack other fans up, I believe, it's their mission in life.
 
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