fake army squeezing their nuggets on ABC

[Macanudo]

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[DeadArmadillo]

Do you think that pirates "sqeeze"

 

[hornyhoosier]

I cannot think of any words to describe how odd that is. Honestly, I don't think I have seen something so odd.

 

[crimsonlonghorn]

ABC also showed a couple of seconds of film from last night's yell practice. The 12th Man was leading the cheers in his football jersey and puff-paint covered overalls. Damnest thing.

I... Just... Don't... Get It.

 

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[crimsonlonghorn]

I am pretty sure ABC would contribute to the jar if they got the chance. Andre Ware aside, they seem to love having Aggy on TV and talking about the "wonderful" traditions.

 

[airportlobby]

If that **** is about feeling the team's pain, then there is gonna be a lot of gripping when the fightin' Ags play the Baylor Bears.

 

[Earp]

wtf are they doing in this picture? Guarding the dog?

 

[Turd of Doom]

Why would anyone go there?

 

[CTGA_Horn]

the third guy is definately a 2%

 

[crash_davis]

what
the
****?

 

[Macanudo]

Somebody should have thrown some poo on Reveille

 

[Truck's Son]

That is just bad; I mean, if you wanna 'feel the teams pain' why not just drink a slurpee too fast or something? I just don't get it....WHY ARE THEY DOING THAT TO THEMSELVES?

 

[jmrob93]

Boy scouts gone bad

 

[Truck's Son]

Look at that first guy, he looks like he just ripped of one of his nuts.

 

[orange turdfrog]

This needs to be seen by all football fans in the country..They will shortly realize how nutty that p0lace is..

 

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[Bevo71]

Awhile back there was a link posted on Hornfans to an explanation of squeeze Ags and also their Jizz Jar that was anopther part of the "Bonfire" tradition.
I woiul have thoght it was made up, but the link was to a texags.com message board and one of their "Old Army" guys was the one doing the explaining.

 

[VacantlyOccupied]

I wonder if those fags all gather around Rev like that when they just take her out for a ****?

 

[TexasOwnzYou]

holy ****

 

[TexasOwnzYou]

omfg, that game went over the allotted time and my recording cut off with 7:36 left in the game

 

[Hes not here]

or boy scouts gone wild. I cannot imagine the sexual acts these tools perform on each other whenever the cameras aren't rolling. sweet christ

 

[jshorns03]

somebody send it to deadspin.com - seriously.

 

[apd183]

I'm supprised they have any balls left to grab after the last few seasons.

 

[Bottlecap]

Although that screenshot gives an idea of the lunacy, the scene was actually about 5 or 6 seconds of those wingnuts grunting and humping their own hands in a formation that resembled a pronghorn sex train ... but gayer.

 

[longhornmatt]

It looks like they are actually in pain. Like they are actually crushing their own nuts.

Here is my question - why wouldn't they put their hands in position and just pretend to squeeze? Nobody is going to know, and you get to avoid crushing your own nuts.

[Michael Scott to aggy] Why are you the way that you are? [/Michael Scott to aggy]

 

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[PipFunatUT]

ha i saw this right before i left as was WTF

 

[Texoz]

Well, in their defense this is the time of year that squirrels store their nuts for the winter so it's possible that these chaps are afraid of squirrels.

[Seinfeld]Not that there's anything wrong with that.[/Seinfeld}

 

[WorsterMan]

I saw that and nearly fell out of my chair laughing. Don't you know somewhere watching this game on TV in middle America, Cletus exclaimed, "why Mildred I think those boys are squeezing their testicles for no apparent reason!"