fake army squeezing their nuggets on ABC

you know, i had read about squeezing on here tons of times. and, knowing the ags, i even figured there was some truth to it but that it was exaggerated several times over on here. well, this was my first time seeing it in action and it was several orders of magnitude worse than i could have ever imagined. i mean they're really in a line, bending over and squeezing their balls.

and for all i can tell, they're proud that they do it. amazing.
 
Notice how aggy only cares about this appearing on national tv rather than this goes on.
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I think I can make my bones and earn a grant studying the effects of 'Squeeze' on the mobility and viability of aggy sperm. This might also uncover higher rates of trauma induced gonad cancer among ATM males and the production of seriously ugly androgenous women.

Of course Ill prolly just find that if you were dumb enough to squeeze your nuts for four years then the only way to justify it and keep the rest of your University from laughing at you is to make it a time honored tradition.

What kind of Dumb MFer buys into this Aggy BS?
 
that hurts my nuts... well actually it's just my right nut that hurts right now.
 
Crap Johnson
posted 10:04p, 09/30/06

I cringe whenever they show the corp during games. Other schools show hot chicks, we show these dorks.

So true...
 
Can someone please post a full length photo. I can't find one that will go below shoulder high. They obviously didn't squeeze hard enough.
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This is going to be one of the longest threads in Hornfans.com history, possibly topping Sorvino with the ice cream cone.
 
Y'know, having known of some of aggy's traditions for a few years now, seeing that really didn't surprise me. If they start flinging fecal matter again, THEN I'll be stunned.
 
The second guy (behind the dude who has a fistful of his sac) looks like he is taking a massive ****. The fourth guy looks like a demented Napoleon Dynamite
 
I can't believe it is really true....
Every decent recruit that they go after will see that clip. This will never go away. Its worse than the SMU sword fight.

I don'e even think I can bring it up with my aggy friends as its too low of a blow. The haircuts top it all off. Truly scary stuff...

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When I saw that...and the dead silence from the announcers for what seemed like an eternity...I prayed to the dear Lord up above that this was not being televised to a wide national TV audience.

As a native Texan, I was completely embarassed and humiliated for the State of Texas. There may be people out there that don't realize aggy is not representative of our great State. More like the mold that needs to be scraped off a perfectly good piece of cheese.
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Not to mention, it just looks downright vulgar and pathetic at the same time. I just got HD and I've never seen an uglier crowd than what I witnessed watching this game. Turns out ListEater is one of the hotter ones roaming the streets of collie station.
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