Dear Coach Fran

Dear Coach Fran,

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Sincerely,

Mack
 
Dear Coach Fran,

You are a better game day coach than Bob Stoops and a better recruiter than Mack Brown.

Sincerely,
2003
 
Dear Fran,

Thanks for leaving TCU before the bowl game. I couldn't lose this job if I wanted to. These people love me and have completely forgotten you ever existed.

Sincerely,
Gary Patterson

P.S. I found a couple dozen boxes of lil Deb's in your old desk. I will have my secretary forward them to College Station right away.
 
Dear Coach Fran,
Please, please, please do something positive this season. Like finishing in the Top 25. Your end of season results are beginning to make it look like our guys ranking talent don't know what the hell they're talking about. It's starting to hurt our subscription numbers.

Sincerely,
Bobby Burton
Rivals.com
 
Dear Coach Fran,

We hereby extend to you the following offer. After reviewing same, we trust it meets with your approval. We hereby offer to employ you to fill the position of head football coach. We know you are beloved by the good people in the State of Alabama and you have a pattern of excellence at every institution at which you coached.. well almost. Besides, aggy just stole our football coach and we thought this would be just desserts.

Very truly yours,

The Auburn University Board of Regents
 
Dear Coach Fran,

Could you please keep from getting your *** kicked in recruiting? I am going to need something for next year.

Regards,

Your replacement
 
Dear Coach Fran:

My fellow TexAgs are beginning to think I am an idoit. Please put second-tier Brown and only won because of VY, where he belongs next year. Winning record next year and champs in 2008.

Miller 58 from TexAgs
 
Dear Coach Fran,

Would it be possible to move our game up to the first week of the season? I want to get my Heisman campaign started with a bang.

Sincerely,
Jamaal Charles
 
Dear Coach Fran,

You have made me look like a buffon. When we hired you, I told the sips they were toast and now I wake up every day to find that I peed myself.

Regards,

13-0 Branding Iron
 
Dear Coach Fran,

welll, I rully like the offensiveness gamesplanner-for, and boy that deefence makes me proud to be an Aggy. Shoot, that Baylor game last year got me and the wife excited. Maybe I can come on board and install the Gulf coast offense for McGee.

RC
 
Dear Coach Fran,

I'm looking forward to taking over the DC position after Darnell fields the worst team in Aggy history. I'm familiar with taking up after him. I won't do any better, but at least I can recruit.

Signed,
Bobby Jack Wright
 
Dear Coach Fran,

Don't worry. You are a classic and over time people will come to recognize your true greatness.

Sincerely,
The Bay City Rollers
 
Dear Coach Fran,

You have given me excruciatingly painful ulcers along with horrible nightmares of Dominique Ziegler. Please right the ship.

Whoop,
Dave South
 
Dear Franny,

Thank you for proving us wrong(sortof). We wanted to KEEP RC. We thought that in keeping RC aTm would remain teh suck of the big12. Well it turns out that you were more than equal to the task and aTm has remained teh suck of the big12 and you've even pioneered new ways to suck.

Best of luck against army and baylor. You'll need it.

Sincerely,
Longhorn Fandom

PS
bwahahahahahaha
 
Coach Fran,
Trust me, there is life after football. I could get you in touch with some of my people and get you some KILLER movie roles!

Brian Bozworth
 
Dear Coach Fran,




Thanks for righting the wrongs of RC and transforming me into an NFL QB,





Yours,
Reggie McNeal






P.S. I hate you and I hope you get the clap.
 
Dear Coach Fran,
YES, we have received your resume. YES we have received your letters, videos, and checks (they bounced). We are not, however, interested in your services as our head football coach; you're simply not qualified. Thank you for your interest, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Sincerely,
David Walker
Louisiana Lafayette University Athletic Director
 
Dear Fran,

Congrats on your -11 point WIN against us last season. We fought hard through adversity and poor play but in the end we were only up by 11 points. Maybe we will get you next year..

Mack Brown
 
Dear Coach Fran,

Where have you been? You used to come over all the time, but for some reason in mid-September you just vanished. Now you just seem to be ignoring me. Ever since you said you had more fun at AP's place, I haven't seen you. Funny thing is that AP says he hasn't seen you in forever as well. Stay in touch and feel free to come by whenever you want.

Sincerely,

Others Receiving Votes
 
Dear Coach Fran,

Welcome Neighbor!!! It's good to have you around. Stop by anytime!!!1

Sincerely,

120th in the NCAA in Pass Defense
 
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