Dear Coach Fran

Dear Coach Fran,



You are killing any chance of our program holding to its long and storied tradition with your continued incursion into our recruiting base of NCAA football prospects.













Sincerely,
Prarie View ATM
 
Deahr Coach Fran,

TUNAK TUNAK TUN
TUNAK TUNAK TUN
TUNAK TUNAK TUN
DA DA DA

DHOLNA VAJJE TUMBE VAALI TAAR
SUN DIL DI PUKAAR
AAJA KAR LAYIEH PYAAR
DHOLNA…

TUNAK TUNAK TUN
TUNAK TUNAK TUN
TUNAK TUNAK TUN
DA DA DA


DUNIYA YAARA RANG BIRANGI
NA EH BHERI NA EH CHANGI
OH DUNIYA YAARA RANG BIRANGI
NA EH BHERI NA EH CHANGI

DUNIYA YAARA RANG BIRANGI
NA EH BHERI NA EH CHANGI
OH DUNIYA YAARA RANG BIRANGI
NA EH BHERI NA EH CHANGI


SUN YAARA BOLE IK TARA
MEHNDI DA YAARA

TUNAK TUNAK TUN
TUNAK TUNAK TUN
TUNAK TUNAK TUN
DA DA DA


DHOLNA KADEH MERE NAL HASS
MAINU DIL VALLI DASS
NAHIN TAAN TERI MERI BASS
DHOLNA…

TUNAK TUNAK TUN
TUNAK TUNAK TUN
TUNAK TUNAK TUN
DA DA DA


DUNIYA YAARA RANG BIRANGI
NA EH BHERI NA EH CHANGI
OH DUNIYA YAARA RANG BIRANGI
NA EH BHERI NA EH CHANGI


TUNAK TUNAK TUN
TUNAK TUNAK TUN
TUNAK TUNAK TUN
DA DA DA

DHOLNA TU CHANN MEIN CHAKOR
SADDE VARGA NA HOR
RAB HATH SADDI DOR
DHOLNA…

TUNAK TUNAK TUN
TUNAK TUNAK TUN
TUNAK TUNAK TUN
DA DA DA


DUNIYA YAARA RANG BIRANGI
NA EH BHERI NA EH CHANGI
OH DUNIYA YAARA RANG BIRANGI
NA EH BHERI NA EH CHANGI

Love,

Daler
 
Dear Coach Franchione,

This month's Fed-Ex envelope was "a little light" if you know what I mean.

Martellus Bennett's father.
 
Dear Coach Fran,





Infinite suck is tough to achieve... Don't let your Ags quit striving to reach that goal, because you guys are right on the verge.










Regards,
The State of Oklahoma and Its University.
 
Dear Coach Fran,

I appreciate your help. That is, I appreciate that you and your team at Texas agricultural & mechanical college blows more than mine, despite us both having really terrible years recently. Please keep up the good work this fall to dim some of the harsh spotlight on us in the Houston newspapers.

Sincerely,

Phil Garner
Manager, Houston Astros
 
Dear HoosierHorn,

That was RC Slocum who made me famous that day. Beating Fran is expected and thus nobody takes down goalposts anymore for beating him.

Reards,
TGK Vince Vega
 
Dear Fran,

Double, stinkin' TORBUSH?!?!?!? Who'd a thunk you had such stayin' power?

Sincerely,
Mrs Fran (now bring that power home with you, you chubby little........... 2 pump, chump, before I have to call TOOberville in!)
 
DEAR COACH FRAN,

COMPLIMENTS OF THE SEASON. GRACE, PEACE AND LOVE FROM THIS PART OF THE ATLANTIC TO YOU. I HOPE MY LETTER DOES NOT CAUSE YOU TOO MUCH EMBARRASSMENT AS I WRITE TO YOU IN GOOD FAITH. BASED ON THE CONTACT
ADDRESS GIVEN TO ME BY A FRIEND WHO WORKS AT THE
NIGERIAN CHAMBER OF COMMERCE ATTACHED TO YOUR EMBASSY IN MY COUNTRY.

PLEASE, EXCUSE MY INTRUSION INTO YOUR PRIVATE LIFE.I AM BARRISTER ABBAS MUSA. I REPRESENT MOHAMMED ABACHA,SON OF THE LATE GEN. SANI ABACHA, WHO WAS THE FORMER MILITARY HEAD OF STATE IN NIGERIA. HE DIED IN 1998. SINCE HIS DEATH, THE FAMILY HAS BEEN
LOOSING A LOT OF MONEY DUE TO VINDICTIVE GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS WHO ARE BENT ON DEALING WITH THE FAMILY.

CONSEQUENTLY, THE FAMILY HAS ASKED ME TO SEEK FOR A FOREIGN PARTNER WHO CAN WORK WITH US AS TO MOVE OUT THE TOTAL SUM OF US$75,000,000.00 (SEVENTYFIVE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS ), PRESENTLY IN THEIR POSSESSION. THIS MONEY WAS OF COURSE, ACQUIRED BY THE LATE PRESIDENT AND IS NOW KEPT SECRETLY BY THE FAMILY. THE SWISS GOVERNMENT HAS ALREADY FROZEN ALL THE ACCOUNTS OF THE FAMILY IN SWITZERLAND, AND SOME OTHER COUNTRIES WOULD SOON FOLLOW TO DO THE SAME. THIS BID BY SOME GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS TO DEAL WITH THIS FAMILY HAS MADE IT NECESSARY THAT WE SEEK YOUR ASSISITANCE IN RECEIVING THIS MONEY AND IN INVESTING IT ON BEHALF OF THE FAMILY. THIS MUST BE A JOINT VENTURE TRANSACTION AND WE MUST ALL WORK TOGETHER.

SINCE THIS MONEY IS STILL IN CASH, EXTRA SECURITY MEASURES HAVE BEEN TAKEN TO PROTECT IT FROM THEFT OR SEIZURE,PENDING WHEN AGREEMENT IS REACHED ON WHEN TO MOVE IT INTO ANY OF THESE COUNTRIES; HOLLAND,LONDON, SPAIN OR CANADA.

I HAVE PERSONALLY WORKED OUT ALL MODALITIES FOR THE PEACEFUL CONCLUSION OF THIS TRANSACTION. THE TRANSACTION DEFINITELY WOULD BE HANDLED IN PHASES AND THE FIRST PHASE WILL INVOLVE THE MOVING OF US$25,000,000.00( TWENTY FIVE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS ).MY CLIENTS ARE WILLING TO GIVE YOU A REASONABLE PERCENTAGE OF THIS MONEY AS SOON AS THE TRANSACTION IS CONCLUDED. IF, HOWEVER, YOU ARE WILLING TO WORK WITH US, I WOULD PREFER ALL CONTENTIOUS ISSUES BE DISCUSSED BEFORE THE COMMENCEMENT OF THIS TRANSACTION. YOU MAY ALSO DISCUSS YOUR PERCENTAGE BEFORE WE START TO WORK.

AS SOON AS I HEAR FROM YOU, I WILL GIVE YOU ALL NECESSARY DETAILS AS TO HOW WE INTEND TO CARRY OUT THE WHOLE TRANSACTION. PLEASE, DO NOT ENTERTAIN ANY FEARS, AS ALL NECESSARY MODALITIES ARE IN PLACE, AND I ASSURE YOU OF ALL SUCCESS AND SAFETY IN THIS TRANSACTION.

PLEASE, THIS TRANSACTION REQUIRES ABSOLUTE
CONFIDENTIALITY AND YOU WOULD BE EXPECTED TO TREAT IT AS SUCH UNTIL THE FUNDS ARE MOVED OUT OF THIS COUNTRY TO WHERE YOU INTEND TO RECEIVE THEM.

LET ME KNOW IF YOU ARE INTRERESTED SO I CAN FURNISH YOU WITH MORE DETAILS. HOWEVER, PLEASE, IGNORE THIS LETTER AND RESPECT OUR TRUST IN YOU BY NOT EXPOSING THIS TRANSACTION, EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED.


I LOOK FORWARD TO WORKING WITH YOU.

THANK YOU.

TRULY YOURS

BAR. ABBAS MUSA.
 
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