Annual OU sucks Haiku thread

[Texas Lone Star]

Pull this beauty up from 2021 -- looking forward to your prose

 

[Texanne]

OU sucks so bad.
Like a pre-teen boy on his
Very first hickey.

 

[Detective Shilala]

Oklahoma football .
It’s all they have to live for.
let’s take it from them.

 

[EMJ426]

Another Haiku
About Texas and OU
We will win They Suck

 

[Alohorn]

Oklahoma sucks
Little brains and fewer teeth
The worst state ever

 

[Detective Shilala]

Choctaw casino
only reason to visit
what a sad sack state

 

[Chop]

Bomar drilled to turf
Stony Clark down the line smash
Shipley returns kick

 

[EDT]

It's 7:47 AM

 

[rick mueller]

If a BlowU couple gets a divorce, are they still brother and sister?
ou SUCKS!

 

[SabreHorn]

Oklahoma sucks
Little brains and fewer teeth
The worst state ever

You've obviously never been to Ohio.

Also, try Grand Lake of the Cherokees in Grove for starters, then go have lunch with Dr Boren, one of the best allies The University of Texas ever had, and a man who took great care of the thousands of Texas children we sent north of the Red because of horrific policies and people at our own University.

 

[X Misn Tx]

i don't like ou
i fart in their direction
smells like broccoli

 

[SabreHorn]

i don't like ou
i fart in their direction
smells like broccoli

That's why so many trailer parks are praying for a Gulf breeze

 

[WorsterMan]

 

[caryhorn]

Blow U dirt burgs muck
Tennis ball through hose they suck
Wagon crash, Red dead

 

[dukesteer]

Quinn Ewers Excells
Kelvin and the Boys Control
O U Sucks Big-time

(Took me three times to get it right.)

 

[dukesteer]

Crimson and cream fans
Full of hope and delusion
Another dream dashed

 

[militaryhorn]

You know, that I know
That you know, that I know
That OU sucks, you know

 

[mchammer]

OU is fat!
How about that?
****’em.

 

[Detective Shilala]

The okie gene pool
Is quite shallow, moreover..,
Its also quite fat.

 

[Texas Lone Star]

Musket, mullet dorks
Red Conestoga **** show
Sooner Paradise

 

[Texas Lone Star]

Musket, mullet dorks
Red Conestoga sh*t show
Sooner Paradise

 

[1sahorn]

Oklahoma dust
Texas rising from the south
Bevo punks the punks

 

[1sahorn]

The Official start
OU weekend coming soon
Crimson cries are nie

 

[cnb]

 

[SabreHorn]

The day that classless, worthless piece of **** represents my school, I'm mailing it in

 

[cnb]

 

[nashhorn]

Rather be the underdog in this one.

 

[Texanne]

I don’t even know who that is. Something tells me that I’m not missing much.

 

[Sangre Naranjada]

Some POS schmo from pro rasslin'. I think.

 

[1sahorn]

Some POS schmo from pro rasslin'. I think.

I didn't know either. Google says he is a wrestler from Sweetwater. 56 yrs old. Retired from wrestling yrs ago.
Just listening to him I agree with Sabre. He needs to keep UT out if his mouth.