Annual OU sucks Haiku thread

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[Detective Shilala]

Diabetes, meth,
Welfare, inbreds, low IQ,
Cheating lowlife thieves.

There are not enough
syllables in a haiku
To describe the turds.

 

[Detective Shilala]

The day that classless, worthless piece of **** represents my school, I'm mailing it in

I don;t know who he is, but he makes some salient points.

 

[Texanne]

I don’t have the words
To say how much OU sucks.
But trust me, they do.

 

[Texas Lone Star]

Fair carney shift change
Okie-side Cotton Bowl fills
Coincidence? No!

Broken down Cutlass
Jorts and jumper cable mess
Sooners to Dallas

Sooner toolpusher
Confounded by coupon math
Stalls my wax cup beer

Oklahoma fats
Spilling out of Cotton Bowl
Horns up by twenty

 

[X Misn Tx]

Okie haiku:
I french kiss my bro
But daddy says i'm the best
make homemade ketchup

 

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[baoklhorn]

OU owns Texas.
Cannot deny this as fact.
Make my sammich, b*tch!

63 51 5

 

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Time for this one.

 

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[Horn6721]

Like how mostly all the tents in program are burnt orange (as it probably was then) except the tent in the top right, a faded crimson. Nice touch

 

[pluckeye]

Thurs arrival, dead
Okies translucent, silent
Sun, poof in the night.

 

[Texas Lone Star]

Thurs arrival, dead
Okies translucent, silent
Sun, poof in the night.