Annual OU sucks Haiku thread

[RainH2burntO]

Horns...Hot. ou not.
State is shaped like a meth pot
Hope they rot and die cry.

 

[mb227]

It is one o'clock
Oklahoma Sooners Suck
You already Knew

 

[EMJ426]

Horns are up for Now
The air reverberated cheers
OU sucks Again

 

[Ajo Macho]

Too many of y'all
Don't know how to do haikus.
Look it up, people.

 

[mb227]

Too many of y'all
Don't know how to do haikus.
Look it up, people.

Horn Fans haiku thread
Someone whined that rules were bent
Who cares- Sooners still suck

 

[RainH2burntO]

Look at my Gucci
sayin' it's about that time
and ou still sux

 

[Detective Shilala]

need to build a wall
A great big beautiful wall.
On the Red River.

Vote for Shilala, 2024

 

[Texas Lone Star]

Fair carney shift change
Okie-side Cotton Bowl fills
Coincidence? No!

Broken down Cutlass
Jorts and jumper cable mess
Sooners to Dallas

Sooner toolpusher
Confounded by coupon math
Stalls my wax cup beer

More to follow. See you on the Midway. Hook'em!

 

[HornHuskerDad]

Try your luck
Win a buck
See ou suck

 

[mb227]

Try your luck
Win a buck
See ou suck

Geez Hornhusker Dad
Haiku rules, what haiku rules
Sooners suck, always.

 

[rick mueller]

Why doesn't Texas slide into the Gulf of Mexico?
Cuz ou sux!

 

[slowrider]

Darrell Royal - Oklahoman
Casey Thompson - Oklahoman

 

[TEXnSEATTLE]

Jayne Mansfield was a HUGE Texas fan and attended the Friday night party before o.u.

 

[X Misn Tx]

Jayne Mansfield was a HUGE Texas fan and attended the Friday night party before o.u.

Lol you didn't even try

 

[mb227]

They crossed Red River
Sooners last heard to utter
Ohhhh we suck AGAIN!

 

[Detective Shilala]

Oklahoma, it’s
Where the wagon wheel fell off.
All you need to know.

 

[Texas Lone Star]

Oklahoma fats
Spilling out of Cotton Bowl
Horns up by twenty

My porch caught on fire
Ruined the deck furniture
Killed 19 hound dogs

Cut sleeves off T-shirt
Duct tape wound-'round hole in boots
Sooner formal wear

 

[X Misn Tx]

her nephew cousin
on ou blows her kisses
can't wait to make babes

 

[rick mueller]

OU College Entrance Exam: For Football Players
You Must Answer Two (2) or More Questions Correctly to Qualify.
1. What language is spoken in France?
2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions. OR Give the first name of PIERRE Trudeau.
3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to: (a) build a bridge (b) sail the ocean (c) lead an army (d) WRITE A PLAY
4. What religion is the Pope? (Check only one) (a) Jewish (b) CATHOLIC (c) Hindu (d) Swedish (e) Agnostic
5. Metric conversion. How many feet in 0.0 meters?
6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 1?
7. How many commandments was Moses given? (Approximate)
8. What are people in America's far north called? (a) Westerners (b) Southerners (C) NORTHERNERS
9. Spell -- CAT, DOG, PIG
10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.
EXTRA CREDIT: Using your fingers, count from 1-5.
EXTRA EXTRA CREDIT: What is the minimum barometric pressure which OU can obtain? The correct answer is 0.0 mmHg. (No player will know, but anyone answering correctly will be awarded a full professorship in the BlowU College of Engineering.)

 

[mb227]

Victory margins
Send some sooner kids crying
We need a new meme

 

[Driver 8]

After this week's game
We drink from the crimson skulls
of our enemies

 

[Statalyzer]

Too many of y'all
Don't know how to do haikus.
Look it up, people.

You just said haikus
But the plural of haiku
Is haiku also

 

[Ajo Macho]

You just said haikus
But the plural of haiku
Is haiku also

I just learned something
I'll admit when I mess up
Thanks for the info

 

[Statalyzer]

Mosquitos will stop
Sucking if you slap them hard
Oklahoma won't

Boomer Sooner plays
Do they know another song?
Who composed this crap?

 

[mchammer]

12 hours till the game
Sooners will return home in shame
TEXAS FIGHT!

 

[Detective Shilala]

their state is garbage
They know it. And we know it.
Make their children weep

 

[mchammer]

We had dreams of crashing the CFP
Until we didn’t
Ball crusher

 

[mb227]

Don't care about score
We know what time it is and
We know they still suck

 

[mchammer]

OU wins
Aggy wins
We suck (crying)

 

[OrangeShogun]

OU owns Texas.
Cannot deny this as fact.
Make my sammich, b*tch!