Aggy

[Creek]

The last time Aggy won a Sugar bowl was before Pearl Harbor. We stumbled onto one last year. Poor Aggy swag

 

[WorsterMan]

When was the last time aggy won a NC in football ?

You answered correctly if you said 80 years.

 

[WorsterMan]

 

[mchammer]

I see this crap on the way back from the airport.

 

[Sangre Naranjada]

There are a LOT of alternate meanings for WRTS. Most of them far more accurate than what that gomer imagines it means.

 

[Joe Fan]

 

[WorsterMan]

I see this crap on the way back from the airport.

WRTS?

World Rednecks That Suck !!!

 

[horninchicago]

WRTS

We Ruined The SEC

 

[Sangre Naranjada]

We ride those sheep.

 

[Joe Fan]

We ride those sheep.

I smell another aggy boycott on the way

 

[Giovanni Jones]

We ride those sheep.

This topic reminds of an old film that is likely a favorite of aggy, next to "We've Never Been Licked"

 

[Joe Fan]

So there is this guy on twitter who destroys aggy regularly, using facts and statistics, which aggy finds very confusing -- Kyle Umlang(@kyleumlang), worth a follow for sure. And today is his #aggyFactThursday. And this time, some ou folks hopped on board. Here are some of the better ones

aggy left the Big XII because they were tired of being a middle tier program with a Conference Record of 53%.
After 7 seasons in the SEC their Conference Record is 54%

Texas has more All Americans, National Championships, Heisman Finalists and 10 win seasons in the last 35 years than aggy has in their entire history.

At their current win % rate, ou and Texas are due to arrive at the 1000 win mark sometime during the 2029 season.
aggy will arrive in 2052

For $6 today you can buy a ticket for the aggy Season opener
For $6 the last time aggy won a national title, you could have driven from College Station to Memphis and still had enough money for a hamburger, fries and milkshake at McDonalds

Oklahoma A&M changed it's name to Oklahoma State in 1957
To this day, it's STILL the most successful Agricultural and Mechanical College in NCAA history earning 20 NCAA Division 1 Championships before the name change
Our aggy has just 16 total all time

ou has finished in the Top 5 more times in the last four seasons than aggy has in their entire history

Lincoln Riley has finished in the Top 4 more times than A&M has in their history

ou could lose their next 250 games in a row and still have a better all-time winning percentage than Texas A&M.​

 

[Joe Fan]

 

[Austin_Bill]

That is a metaphor for life for aggys.

 

[RainH2burntO]

I can think of five reasons.

That's interesting...Its always the girls in the pics with these dudes that crack me up.

 

[Joe Fan]

This is not exactly what they been saying for the last couple years

I did not dig into these numbers to see what all was included but I do know that in the recent past, aggy has been caught including one-time capital contributions or donations (ex, a stadium fund) as "revenue," which is not really accurate.

 

[WorsterMan]

This is not exactly what they been saying for the last couple years

I did not dig into these numbers to see what all was included but I do know that in the recent past, aggy has been caught including one-time capital contributions or donations (ex, a stadium fund) as "revenue," which is not really accurate.

aggy gotta engage in "creative finance" in efforts to appear to be keeping up with the Jones's.

 

[Joe Fan]

So now you know

 

[Austin_Bill]

aggy jokes write themselves.

 

[Detective Shilala]

Aggy, upon entering the SEC and and finding out who their new big brother is:
I'm somebody's *****.

 

[Austin_Bill]

Aggy, upon entering the SEC and and finding out who their new big brother is:
I'm somebody's *****.

Are you kidding, they are the SEC's community bike, everyone gets a ride.

 

[WorsterMan]

Are you kidding, they are the SEC's community bike, everyone gets a ride.

Bill, I saw what you did there... stole that line about the village bicycle from Austin Powers!!

 

[Giovanni Jones]

BEVO makes SI’s list of greatest mascots, but not Reveille. (Uga and Smokey made the list. So did the Stanford Tree.) Makes me smile.
Ranking the best mascots in college football history

 

[Giovanni Jones]

We made the list of greatest helmets, too. But not poor aggy. Boo hoo.
Ranking college football's best helmets

 

[Sangre Naranjada]

BEVO makes SI’s list of greatest mascots, but not Reveille. (Uga and Smokey made the list. So did the Stanford Tree.) Makes me smile.
Ranking the best mascots in college football history

Good list. Of course I would have Bevo at the top but I might be slightly biased.

 

[Vol Horn 4 Life]

Good list. Of course I would have Bevo at the top but I might be slightly biased.

Let's be real, the costume duck beat Bevo? Not a chance. Also Bevo showed Uga who's boss just a few months ago. The tiger? Now that's a tossup.

 

[SabreHorn]

the costume duck beat Bevo

Nike - everything has its price

 

[Giovanni Jones]

Let's be real, the costume duck beat Bevo? Not a chance. Also Bevo showed Uga who's boss just a few months ago. The tiger? Now that's a tossup.

It’s a meaningless, subjective list anyway, just something to help kill time until Aug. 31. And if BEVO really was a bull (as stated in the article) we would need a lot more Silver Spurs.

 

[SabreHorn]

we would need a lot more Silver Spurs

As the lead at HLSR charged with getting a young rank bull out to the old tie outs through 15,000 little elementary students eating lunch, I would suggest

1) Getting PETA people drunk

2) fewer Spurs, more sedative

 

[Austin_Bill]

Bill, I saw what you did there... stole that line about the village bicycle from Austin Powers!!

Actually, it's an old Yo Mamma joke.

It ranks right up there with.
Yo Mamma is like peanut butter, She spreads for bread.
Yo mamma is so fat, when she sits around the house, she really is sitting around the house.
Yo mamma belt size is equator.