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Does aggy have more Conference Titles than Texas in the ...

last decade? - No
last 2 decades? - No
last 3 decades? - No
last 4 decades? - No
last 5 decades? - No
last 6 decades? - No
last 7 decades? - No
last 8 decades? - No
last 9 decades? - No
 
Without JFF, it would be 16-0 in top 5 finishes, which I find hilarious

If you make a slight change to the metric, from Top 5 to Top 4, then it goes all the way back to pre-WWII. aggy football has not had a top 4 AP finish since 1939. That's 80 years.
 
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Hey Chester, tap the brakes a little.

aggy still has until Dec. 31, 2019 to meet the 10 Year Challange and add championship trophies to this case!!


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Jimbo Fisher justified stacking the aggy schedule with 3 cupcakes by saying --

"If we don't share the wealth, financially, lower level football, all the way down to high schoolers, won't be able to field football teams."

And then he picked his nose

 
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I am not sure why the Dallas News Sports Editor put this up as a headline. He or she should know the $EC West is Alabama, LSU and all the rest. Maybe aggy will get a "best of the rest" trophy for the Championship Trophy Case.
 
OK so tonight I am at a Church event and when it ends this guy says how great A&M and College Station are for sending kids there for a wholesome education. It gets real quiet because two Longhorns are on either side of him. I just smiled and did a hook em. He looks at me like he was going to kill me. He turned all red!
Anyway, I said nothing else. No Longhorn can say that kind of stuff in Houston. It's like being a conservative in California.
 
OK so tonight I am at a Church event and when it ends this guy says how great A&M and College Station are for sending kids there for a wholesome education. It gets real quiet because two Longhorns are on either side of him. I just smiled and did a hook em. He looks at me like he was going to kill me. He turned all red!
Anyway, I said nothing else. No Longhorn can say that kind of stuff in Houston. It's like being a conservative in California.

that's hilarious.

"wholesome" is a strange 50s word, or home-schoolers word (not criticizing home-schoolers. embrace your culture).

i do think it's a school culture that is still supportive of their students going to church or college ministries. i went to UT 30 years ago and those students were already seen as someone to laugh/tease.

that being said, it's about all they got.
 
that's hilarious.

"wholesome" is a strange 50s word, or home-schoolers word (not criticizing home-schoolers. embrace your culture).

i do think it's a school culture that is still supportive of their students going to church or college ministries. i went to UT 30 years ago and those students were already seen as someone to laugh/tease.

that being said, it's about all they got.

I can't tell you how many of my friends from high school that were good church going young men went to A&M and developed serious drinking problems. I know it happens at every school, but several of these guys have been in and out of rehab because of their drinking.
 
I can't tell you how many of my friends from high school that were good church going young men went to A&M and developed serious drinking problems. I know it happens at every school, but several of these guys have been in and out of rehab because of their drinking.
it was the sheep that got them drinking DAMN THEM ALL TO HELL!!!!!
 
that's hilarious.

"wholesome" is a strange 50s word, or home-schoolers word (not criticizing home-schoolers. embrace your culture).

i do think it's a school culture that is still supportive of their students going to church or college ministries. i went to UT 30 years ago and those students were already seen as someone to laugh/tease.

that being said, it's about all they got.

I was being guarded in my post last night. But what gets me about Aggies is, many think their school has the moral high ground over UT. And other schools, but they love to single UT out. Tech is right behind em. I don’t think Aggie has any high ground over UT. Academic, Athletics, or morality. I would call it moral superiority. And it’s BS. No truth to it.
 
One staple that every CULT has in common: they all think they are morally superior to the outside world.

Its absolutely necessary for the believers to think that the rest of the world is Sodom and Gomorrah, to close them off from the outside world, and also keep them from taking a critical look inward.

Not saying A&M is the same as the Koresh, or Jim Jones, or FLDS, but they do have that in common, very much.
 
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When I said Tech is right behind em, I meant UT. So Aggie bashes both schools I attended AND I live in their backyard.
Does that make me a masochist?
 
You probably had to have been following recruiting over these past several years to get this one, but if you have been, its pretty funny

 
Wholesome?!? Is that what they are now?!? Mayberry was wholesome. Pleasantville was wholesome, at least till Reese Witherspoon showed up. How could they ever think, even with their batshit-blind images of what they think they are, that College Station is wholesome?

Just double confirms my wanting to keep them in the history books when it comes to renewing that annual torture of sharing a field with them. Thank the Good Lord that kind of crazy ain't contagious.
 

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