Trouble in Paradise?

[mb227]

Do it!

 

[txhorn_et]

And the vision that was planted in my brain, still remains…

 

[1sahorn]

And the vision that was planted in my brain, still remains…

...within the Sound of Silence..."

 

[1sahorn]

And the vision that was planted in my brain, still remains…

A new verse written especially for aggy...

Fools said I you do not know
aggy like a cancer grows...
and echoes in the wells
of dumbass.

 

[Gylcomer]

This whole thread requires deletion. The topic is irrelevant

 

[cnb]

 

[1sahorn]

whoop. Chortle chortle chortle. Ahuh huh huh; hu hu huh (think aggy Bevis & Butt-Head)

 

[WorsterMan]

And the vision that was planted in my brain, still remains…

And I cant get it out if my head.

No I cant get it out of my head.

Now my old world is gone for dead...

 

[Dionysus]

(Just for the record, this is clipped from the Maroon & White Daily which is a Mississippi State forum.)

 

[Sangre Naranjada]

(Just for the record, this is clipped from the Maroon & White Daily which is a Mississippi State forum.)

Fooled me. It reads almost exactly like texgomers.

Is there something about the color maroon that rots peoples' brains?

 

[George Bailey]

When aggy posts 'bookmark this thread', that is a 99.999% guarantee of that thread crashing like their hopes every October. That was part of 13-0 Branding Iron's schtick back before he assumed room temperature.

 

[Detective Shilala]

“squeeze army” , could there be anything wierder than a bunch of cucks humiliating themselves by doing genital sadomasohism in front of 90,000 people?

Oh yes, there could! Jizz jars and red asses

And that’s just the **** we know about.

FuckNA these people are wierd, over this 12 year break from them I have come to see it with even more clarity than before

 

[horninchicago]

Obligatory...

 

[George Bailey]

Texas Volleyball defeated aggy 3-1 last night. On their Facebook page there is no mention of Texas, no action pics with any Texas player. But they did offer this bit of moral victory.

 

[Texadelphia]

Hang the banner!!

 

[Driver 8]

Texas Volleyball defeated aggy 3-1 last night. On their Facebook page there is no mention of Texas, no action pics with any Texas player. But they did offer this bit of moral victory.

I kind of admire their ability to highlight some random "success" factor out of losing, like "sure we lost to t.u. again but DID YOU SEE THAT CROWD WHOOP!"
I mean it is kind of sad the lengths they go to for something to crow about when the real story as usual is you lost again and you're still weird
But congrats on the turnout I guess

 

[Texadelphia]

I kind of admire their ability to highlight some random "success" factor out of losing, like "sure we lost to t.u. again but DID YOU SEE THAT CROWD WHOOP!"
I mean it is kind of sad the lengths they go to for something to crow about when the real story as usual is you lost again and you're still weird
But congrats on the turnout I guess

It’s an art form perfected by lotsa practice.

 

[cnb]

 

[ViperHorn]

Guaranteed the largest crowd at Pyle for the Texas game. There will be the "aggy" number, but hopefully we will also find the "real" number - players, cheerleaders, recruits and sheep do not count.

 

[Phil Elliott]

Back the day, aggie always padded their attendance numbers by counting everybody inside the stadium, including players, security, even the ambulance crew.

 

[Texadelphia]

Back the day, aggie always padded their attendance numbers by counting everybody inside the stadium, including players, security, even the ambulance crew.

Ushers, concessions, janitors, coaches, players, trainers….

 

[Texadelphia]

Hope is not a strategy that works out well.

 

[mb227]

Ushers, concessions, janitors, coaches, players, trainers….

Don't forget dead and buried mascots...

 

[Walking Boss]

Ushers, concessions, janitors, coaches, players, trainers….

Do they still count Jimbo?

 

[rick mueller]

Do they still count Jimbo?

They should. He's still on the payroll.

 

[Dionysus]

Do they still count Jimbo?

Oh they’re still counting alright

 

[LonghornDave]

Do they still count Jimbo?

Paid attendance!

 

[das3603]

I kind of admire their ability to highlight some random "success" factor out of losing, like "sure we lost to t.u. again but DID YOU SEE THAT CROWD WHOOP!"
I mean it is kind of sad the lengths they go to for something to crow about when the real story as usual is you lost again and you're still weird
But congrats on the turnout I guess

Just more people who watched them get butt f’d up close and personal by their daddy. Or in this case, their mommy.

 

[TexanNexile]

Do not forget Bevo provided the cow s*** color for the Aggie Admin building:

With patina like this, who needs enemies? - UPI Archives

I have seen comments about the jizz jar but missed the story. Will someone enlighten me please. - I may wish I had not asked..

 

[mchammer]

Do not forget Bevo provided the cow s*** color for the Aggie Admin building:

With patina like this, who needs enemies? - UPI Archives

I have seen comments about the jizz jar but missed the story. Will someone enlighten me please. - I may wish I had not asked..

Don’t ask