Trouble in Paradise?

[txhorn_et]

New game headline:

"aggy having their way with cocks...... 24-10"

Not a truer statement has ever been made!

 

[WorsterMan]

Cocks score!

Still down 24-17

 

[Sangre Naranjada]

Cocks score!

Still down 24-17

Did the cocks split aggy right up the middle?

 

[longhornlegend]

Did the cocks split aggy right up the middle?

Excellent commentary!!

 

[cnb]

 

[Sangre Naranjada]

I am almost afraid to ask, but what is "to get eiffel towered", and exactly how would that kissthering gomer know about it?

 

[Horn6721]

The interwebz are our friend. I had to look it up too
Wonder if Garm knew?
https://fluentslang.com › what-does-eiffel-tower-mean-in-slang

 

[Vino Bevo]

New game headline:

"aggy having their way with cocks...... 24-10"

Didn't realize that term was used for sheep and other barnyard animals as well as humans. Who knew?

 

[Dionysus]

Can you imagine the fun we could all have if aggie stole the wrong sign and lined up on the wrong side of the ball or lined up for a punt on first down? Glorious.

Lord please let this happen

 

[LonghornDave]

Trick or treat

 

[NRHorn]

Jimbo said this after the S Carolina game

“The goal is to get bowl eligible and then keep walking down the road,” Jimbo Fisher said. “We have four more games.”

Oh boy. Oh boy.

 

[George Bailey]

Are we sure Jimbo isn't a 1960's sitcom character? Get him to say Judy three times.

 

[Sangre Naranjada]

An alternate photo of Jimbo

 

[Driver 8]

 

[LonghornCatholic]

 

[cnb]

 

[Sangre Naranjada]

Dork supreme.

 

[LonghornDave]

Dork supreme.

The harder they try the aggier they get.

 

[NRHorn]

I swear I didn’t get it?
Is the joke they were too dumb to walk the stairs? If so, that joke is really bad.
And whats with the foot to the knee bit? And the smattering of wooops are sad.

 

[everette]

The foot behind the knee says, "Ohwaaah - Tadoor - Kiam!"

 

[WorsterMan]

I swear I didn’t get it?
Is the joke they were too dumb to walk the stairs? If so, that joke is really bad.
And whats with the foot to the knee bit? And the smattering of wooops are sad.

These clowns are a joke themselves. Embracing the Fightin' Farmers tradition with their lame overalls.

aggy thinks mocking anything Mississippi makes them seem smarter or better....

 

[Vol Horn 4 Life]

This reminds me of the scene in the movie Road Trip after the group spent the night at a black fraternity. The next morning they loaded up on the bus and Kyle said "I had sex last night....WITH A GIRL".

 

[Driver 8]

The harder they try the aggier they get.

I was sure we had reached peak aggy a while back, but no

 

[cnb]

 

[SabreHorn]

Is there such a thing as "peak Aggie"? Year after they give the term "Aggie it" new meaning.

 

[cnb]

 

[Horn6721]

cnb
That ^ is priceless.

 

[UTSUgrad]

New game headline:

"aggy having their way with cocks...... 24-10"

I should tut-tut such commentary on a refined message board ...BUT ... lived in S. Carolina for 5 yrs and was always amused at the things those usually staid Bible Belters came up with. The USC bookstore had a variety of items with references to their mascot, whose name is Cocky, btw. My fave - "Your Trojans Can't Hold Our Cocks " dating from a USC vs USC game. Also have a mug with "Big Cock Fan" on it that was popular at game watching gatherings ... expect some rude references to cattle when we play them.

 

[LonghornCatholic]

 

[Driver 8]

If there were an award for institutional stupidity aggy would have to build a bigger facility for their trophy case