Trouble in Paradise?

LonghornCatholic said:
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Ok, so I will try to explain this to y'all real slow. A person in any military uniform waiving a white object is surrendering (dah). A person in an ROTC uniform grabbing their privates, in public, is checking to see if their privates, are still, or ever were, there, even if they are not privates. A person kissing a person in a military uniform w a white handkerchief because an aggie scores late in the game and wildly behind, is without options. Dudes running half naked through an empty aggie stadium that claims to have 90k in PAID attendance, is proof that 80k aggies will spend 90 million dollars on a defective product and some athletes dont care about "fans" as long as they are paid. And five guys, without shirts, in the rain and in boots and jeans, are better entertainment than Aggie football or a band that plays the Yogi Bear song over and over and Over.

Texas aggies National Champions, 1776, 1812, 1118, and every third year between WWI and the Junction boys/her.
 
Start of 2nd half:

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Sagarin had UMass as literally the worst FBS team, behind 57 FCS teams. And if it wasn't for a couple of impressive plays by their offense, it might have been a 6-3 final in College Station.

But if no one was there to witness it, does it count? I never want to hear crap about sections at DKR being sparse ever again by Looch.
 
^^^ suspect some players have mailed it in and will seek portal soon.... aggy is 4-7 today and will lose to LSU next week to finish 4-8.

There will be great gnashing of teeth and howls for Jumbo's head.
 
Horns11 said:
Sagarin had UMass as literally the worst FBS team, behind 57 FCS teams. And if it wasn't for a couple of impressive plays by their offense, it might have been a 6-3 final in College Station.

But if no one was there to witness it, does it count? I never want to hear crap about sections at DKR being sparse ever again by Looch.
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WorsterMan said:
^^^ suspect some players have mailed it in and will seek portal soon.... aggy is 4-7 today and will lose to LSU next week to finish 4-8.

There will be great gnashing of teeth and howls for Jumbo's head.
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...& prayers for the return of Jackie with 2 of every 4 years spent on NCAA probation.
 
cnb said:
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This reminds me of the game in Austin, early 80’s, when a pack of aggies, who dress up like the military, attacked the Cowboys operating Old Smokey...in an unwise attempt to discharge it. One of the aggies even brandished his sword...suddenly a burly Cowboy, disregarding the sword, beat the Aggie to a pulp in front of 75,000 fans.The crowd roared in laughter.
 
The explanations for the cannon snafu have been ridiculous. They're "timed" to go off at a certain part of the beginning of the War Hymn. Maybe just don't shoot it that time? Jesus.
 
For those old enough to remember and to enlighten you youngsters, the Aggies once banned Smokey claiming that the concussion from the shots were causing problems with the foundation of Kyle Field and causing busted water pipes. Shortly thereafter they brought in their Howitzer.
 
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