The primary animating quality for conservatives are social issues. What you are proposing is equivalent of if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.
Not all the colors... what about strict constructionism, which at the core (at least from my point of view), is about reining in the politicization of the law. That is another animation of Conservatism. Not to create inequity, but instead to maintain the order, devoid of political ambition, that we all know is required for true equality.