Stoops: 'Water under the dam'

[Mitch Cumsteen]

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He wouldn't want to add "fuel to the oven."

 

[Jalbert]

I guess he let the "monkey out of the closet".

If KSU beats OU, then Snyder will get that "Skeleton off his back" too, I guess.

 

[TXHookem]

I thought he considered the KSU game a "shoe in the hole"?

 

[HornDawg]

i think what stoops is trying to say is, "don't count your kittens before they hatch."

 

[Roy4]

I wish all Sooners would just "make like a tree and get out of here."

 

[ENlightened]

He'd better be careful; he wouldn't want to throw the bath out with the baby's water.

 

[Fish]

Where's our Sooner to English translator?

 

[Parrothead]

Can the swooners win it all again?
Does the Pope **** in the woods?

 

[eggroll]

I guess the horse is out of the hen house now......

 

[Arnold Ziffel]

Beating K-State is like taking a baby from a candy store.

 

[Jackie Treehorn]

If they lose it may be the spoon that broke the camel's back.

 

[rtmp]

I'm nervous about the game, Stoops knows Texas "like the back of a book"

 

[Crimson&CreamDean]

Sounds like nervous banter from nervous nellies.

Let's see,

"Don't let your *** hit the door."
"Is pig's ***** beef?"
"Does Pinnochio's pecker taste like aluminum?"
"Don't let your meat linger."
"Don't let your finger loaf.

 

[Mitch Cumsteen]

Dean,

It's true. Our backs are really up against the fence.

 

[eggroll]

What a funny thread. I needed that.

 

[Jalbert]

Hopefully your Sooners can put their money where your foot is.

 

[Crimson&CreamDean]

Rimbo,

Nah, I'm a 10th grade drop-in.

I graduated "Summa Cumma ina you face-a."

"I told your sister to give me my yard back."

"Your grass is ***."

"Up the paddle without a **** to creek in."

"Up against the redneck mutha wall!"

 

[jkhombre]

just remember CCD: he who smelt it is calling the kettle black

 

[uisge beatha]

It's like letting the fox cross the road.

 

[Roy4]

Crimson, a 'nellie' is a horse.

Oh, I get it. You did that on purpose. Didn't you?

 

[SouthernGent]

INSTANT CLASSIC!

 

[HenryGandorf]

Don't get too down on Stoops. He knows that a rolling stone gathers no early birds.

 

[jgar]

Sure hope we can beat the Sooners so Mack can get that monkey off his chest.

 

[Crimson&CreamDean]

"A terrible waste is a mind."

"There'll be an answer after blowing wind my friend."

"Bag the blue-veined lick Roy."

 

[HookemHorns]

Stoops also knows that a bush in the hand is worth two birds in the woods

 

[hornFANtastic]

We had better not look a gift horse in the eye. As for the rest of this thread, you boys remember a snitch in time saves wine.

 

[Mrmyke709]

Why, it's like leaving the barn door open when the horse done changed his color.

 

[hornFANtastic]

Hell, even a blind hog will find a silk purse ever now and again.

 

[Excitable Boy]

You guys just don't understand Stoops. Poor guy, he's casting pearls before a sow's ear.

 

[chance johnson]

It's not over till Mark Mangino sings.